Tony Smith
@tonelythelonely.bsky.social
I convince insurance companies to give me money for having good conversations with people from all walks of life. I am also fearful that a rat will get in my mouth at some point. I won’t be able to stop this.
I love that I only have 43 followers. That means I can say whatever I wanna say, whenever I wanna say it! For example, I think that pilots probably have terrible taste in music. I bets it’s all Kenny Loggins and Europe.
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I love that I only have 43 followers. That means I can say whatever I wanna say, whenever I wanna say it! For example, I think that pilots probably have terrible taste in music. I bets it’s all Kenny Loggins and Europe.
My man is 10! HBD to the best hound dog alive!
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My man is 10! HBD to the best hound dog alive!
I just want to put everybody on notice. If you piss me off, I will make it public knowledge that you are in the Juan Epstein Files. Of course, this is a list of people that Epstein’s mother penned an excuse for so as not to do schoolwork. So, watch your step!
a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother
ALT: a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother
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June 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I just want to put everybody on notice. If you piss me off, I will make it public knowledge that you are in the Juan Epstein Files. Of course, this is a list of people that Epstein’s mother penned an excuse for so as not to do schoolwork. So, watch your step!
When it comes to parenting, I favor the carrot over the stick. Let’s face it, sticks are disgusting, even with ranch on them.
April 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When it comes to parenting, I favor the carrot over the stick. Let’s face it, sticks are disgusting, even with ranch on them.
Coyotes aren’t sexy, but a “Sexy Coyote” Halloween costume would be. It’s kinda like how Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen don’t really look like each other, but they look a lot like Martin Sheen. Actually, it’s exactly like that.
March 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Coyotes aren’t sexy, but a “Sexy Coyote” Halloween costume would be. It’s kinda like how Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen don’t really look like each other, but they look a lot like Martin Sheen. Actually, it’s exactly like that.
My favorite part of “cancel culture” is the culture part. Such vibrant garments and rich foods. What a culture!
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My favorite part of “cancel culture” is the culture part. Such vibrant garments and rich foods. What a culture!
With Trump now the chair of the #KennedyCenter I just got an advance list of upcoming shows. They are:
1. A Night w/ Ray Steven’s
2. Jon Voigt Recites the Poetry of Kid Rock
3. Kid Rock Plays His Hit
4. Scott Baio as Hamlet
5. The Genius of Wagner-Hummed by the Michigan Militia
6. Mumford’s One Son
1. A Night w/ Ray Steven’s
2. Jon Voigt Recites the Poetry of Kid Rock
3. Kid Rock Plays His Hit
4. Scott Baio as Hamlet
5. The Genius of Wagner-Hummed by the Michigan Militia
6. Mumford’s One Son
February 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
With Trump now the chair of the #KennedyCenter I just got an advance list of upcoming shows. They are:
1. A Night w/ Ray Steven’s
2. Jon Voigt Recites the Poetry of Kid Rock
3. Kid Rock Plays His Hit
4. Scott Baio as Hamlet
5. The Genius of Wagner-Hummed by the Michigan Militia
6. Mumford’s One Son
1. A Night w/ Ray Steven’s
2. Jon Voigt Recites the Poetry of Kid Rock
3. Kid Rock Plays His Hit
4. Scott Baio as Hamlet
5. The Genius of Wagner-Hummed by the Michigan Militia
6. Mumford’s One Son
Starting get the impression that all our “thought leaders” for the last several years have just been dumb dickheads who excelled in speech and debate or rhetoric, and really don’t know how anything really works, like when it comes to math, science, or just being a decent human being.
February 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Starting get the impression that all our “thought leaders” for the last several years have just been dumb dickheads who excelled in speech and debate or rhetoric, and really don’t know how anything really works, like when it comes to math, science, or just being a decent human being.
Sen. Kennedy (Propagandist-LA) is full of it. I’ve worked with people on Medicaid for over 20 years. Currently, he’s trying to get a bill passed to try to kick people off Medicaid. He’s trotting out that old lie about the lazy people. He can read data like everybody else. He’s just flat out lying.
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sen. Kennedy (Propagandist-LA) is full of it. I’ve worked with people on Medicaid for over 20 years. Currently, he’s trying to get a bill passed to try to kick people off Medicaid. He’s trotting out that old lie about the lazy people. He can read data like everybody else. He’s just flat out lying.
I don’t mean to be all dramatic or whatever about a #SuperBowl commercial, but I think any clever Dunkin’ Donuts ad made is a crime, because it’s just about the worst national chain. I mean, why not just have Dan Aykroyd and John Goodman do a Blues Brothers commercial for Long John Silver’s?
February 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I don’t mean to be all dramatic or whatever about a #SuperBowl commercial, but I think any clever Dunkin’ Donuts ad made is a crime, because it’s just about the worst national chain. I mean, why not just have Dan Aykroyd and John Goodman do a Blues Brothers commercial for Long John Silver’s?
While Don Quixote is my third favorite Don, what with there being Ameche and Julio, he is by far my favorite Quixote.
January 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
While Don Quixote is my third favorite Don, what with there being Ameche and Julio, he is by far my favorite Quixote.
Here’s a little fact. Prior to the publication of Webster’s Dictionary, there were only about 64 words. In fact, all animals were just versions of a dog. For example, a frog was known as a green hopping dog, a bird was a flying dog, a horse was a beautiful running dog, and a cat was a female dog.
January 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Here’s a little fact. Prior to the publication of Webster’s Dictionary, there were only about 64 words. In fact, all animals were just versions of a dog. For example, a frog was known as a green hopping dog, a bird was a flying dog, a horse was a beautiful running dog, and a cat was a female dog.