Tone Locutus
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Tone Locutus
@tonelocutus.bsky.social
of Borg
Ok but I'm leaving.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Woof
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Super embarrassed to discover that I'd followed them.
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm offended and confused.
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I would move.
August 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
SCTV is neato!
July 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well there’s your first mistake: it’s the other team that’s supposed to perish.
June 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I'd say that maybe Roy's soul left his body a little early, but that's awfully generous language, so more likely some slug slithered out of one into the other.
May 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Such a weird statement too. Not "Democrats will stop the attacks" or "we will do something about this." It's just, "we will bring attention to the (obvious) attacks."
April 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You were completely right! $50k!
March 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just buy the garbage dump
February 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As rugged as a golf cart.
February 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Like two sides of the same grungy coin.
February 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I see that he has entered the "imitation is the greatest form of flattery" stage of sucking up to Trump: orange hued skin and a hairstyle that dubiously assumes "longer" can effectively hide "thinner"
January 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm sorry for your loss.
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Why pay half the price of what I already have free
December 24, 2024 at 8:42 AM
"Crash your car into the ocean, leaving someone to die. Do not go to jail."
November 8, 2024 at 5:44 AM