The canonical lyrics to Shoo Fly are:
Shoo fly don’t bother me,
Cause you belong to my friend Link.

Playing Disney Dreamlight Valley and Mushu just said “it’s not a trick! It’s an illusion.” I want to meet that developer. 😹

Speaking loudly on speakerphone with your academic advisor about something you did wrong and a possible cheating charge is a choice. An interesting choice.

What’s with Kpop and birthdays? Almost every song mentions them.

In a world of Henry the VIIIs be an Anne of Cleves.

I worked really hard earlier to clean my closet out. I took five skirts off their hangars and threw the skirts in the floor. Now I’m taking a break because I I’m emotionally drained.

I am not sure if Dunkin is speaking GenX here but I took this as “this couldn’t wait you big loser????” I felt very guilty and apologetic after. Sorry to have bothered you, Dunks!

Yesterday I had a doctors appointment at 9 am. @todayshow.com was playing in the waiting room. They kept playing the same few seconds of plane crash footage on a loop for at least 10 minutes. That feels unethical & wrong to me. Plain wrong.

If you are not local you can go to the website for the National Civil Rights Museum and stream the service. It will start at 10 am central time. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Before tomorrow I’m binge watching all the episodes of my favorite show - Spooky Lake Month.

Someone called the flocking to Red Note digital colonization and I can’t see it any other way now. Americans are ruining Red Note for all the Chinese immigrants to the US that use it to keep up with friends and families.

For 2025 I’m creating a new blanket to track Tennessee gun deaths. The red flowers represent reported homicide, murder, and unintentional gun deaths of adults. The black flowers represent the estimated loss to firearm suicide. Tennessee averages 2.3 firearm suicides per day so each week I’ll add 14.

My favorite thing on TikTok right now is all the Chinese people sending US citizens heartfelt goodbye messages from “your Chinese spy”. The US deserves this mockery.

Drones are to 2024 what creepy clowns were to 2016. #nothingburger

I just watched some steak & potatoes crockpot videos on TikTok & I’ve got one important question: y’all ain’t washing them potatoes first??? Like y’all just dumping them straight from the bag into your crockpot? You don’t even pick the bad ones out or scrub off the sand and dirt?

The longer I am a parent the more I identify with the wolf spider. This isn’t a complaint. It’s a really exhausting and beautiful and weird process.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget