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Yeh🏴‍☠️Nah
@tomypirateship.bsky.social
❤️🦏 Dees🔵🔴 ♉

Australian 🦘 living in Naarm

Chocolate eating sweary smartarse who likes tinkering in proctology if you're an arsehole 🖕🏼

Bluesky is not your personal bank so NO GFM
Fuck off and buy your own coffee

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May 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
He'll be fine
Wishing him and you guys all the best
February 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's a baby ❤️
February 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Congratulations❤️ this is wonderful news
You guys would be over the moon
February 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
🤣🤣
February 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
😂 how are ya?
February 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yeh
But I might be a fragile Karen pirate today 😂😂
February 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
She's so mean to me
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February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Pfffftttt! 😂😂
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Are you a copper? 😂😂
February 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Waddya want huh? 😂
February 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fucking the world 🤣
January 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You can tell that sleazy cunt I don't need a fake account to call people out because I'll say it directly to them so they know it's from me, I give no fucks
He's a fuckwit and a liar
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
❤️
December 23, 2024 at 9:38 PM
🥰😭

I've missed you too my favourite bot
Thanks and wishing you and yours a merry Xmas
I'll DM you x
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Yay 👏🏼
December 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yuk lol
December 14, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Ha ha 😂😂😂
Ohhhh poor pup
December 13, 2024 at 11:51 AM
😂😂😂

Gross
December 13, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Yup 😂
December 13, 2024 at 4:08 AM
😂😂😂😂
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I reckon Australia and especially Tassie are copping the dribbles from his 🍄😂😂😂
December 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM