Thomas
@tomwillgoto.space
full-stack developer and fuller-stack girl dad
I build web apps that help clever people do science
I build web apps that help clever people do science
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Thomas
@tomwillgoto.space
· Nov 27
Not sure where I’m getting followers from, hi 👋, sometimes I shitpost while I’m on the toilet. Literal shitposting.
Only just seen yesterday’s NYT front page, when the fuck did they turn on Cuomo?
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Only just seen yesterday’s NYT front page, when the fuck did they turn on Cuomo?
Days since Unit Tests have stopped me breaking Prod: 0
October 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Days since Unit Tests have stopped me breaking Prod: 0
I used up my remaining Amazon US gift card balance to buy a "Test Product Not For Sale (Only For Amazon Internal Testing)" and I cannot wait to see what turns up ($0.01 plus $6 international shipping)
September 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I used up my remaining Amazon US gift card balance to buy a "Test Product Not For Sale (Only For Amazon Internal Testing)" and I cannot wait to see what turns up ($0.01 plus $6 international shipping)
Just rawdogged a function in C#. No LLM, no intellisense, no ReSharper. Just me and 6 build errors.
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Just rawdogged a function in C#. No LLM, no intellisense, no ReSharper. Just me and 6 build errors.
Santander’s and Lloyds’ banking apps are both over 600mb, and Monzo’s is 400mb. How? Why?
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Santander’s and Lloyds’ banking apps are both over 600mb, and Monzo’s is 400mb. How? Why?
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some said they would never dare
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
some said they would never dare
Finished paying off my iPhone 16 Plus so did what any sensible person would do and sold it to buy an iPhone 13 mini.
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Finished paying off my iPhone 16 Plus so did what any sensible person would do and sold it to buy an iPhone 13 mini.
I’ve been writing to MPs in protest of this Bill in some form or another since I was 18 (I’m mid 30s now). The Online Safety Act will turn the UK into a metaphorical island until every other Western nation follows suit.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
buff.ly
July 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’ve been writing to MPs in protest of this Bill in some form or another since I was 18 (I’m mid 30s now). The Online Safety Act will turn the UK into a metaphorical island until every other Western nation follows suit.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Bluesky, is in fact, ATProto/Bluesky, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ATProto plus Bluesky. Bluesky is not a protocol unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning ATProto system
July 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Bluesky, is in fact, ATProto/Bluesky, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ATProto plus Bluesky. Bluesky is not a protocol unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning ATProto system
Welcome back Windows Aero
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Welcome back Windows Aero
Oh wow okay, fuck me then
June 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oh wow okay, fuck me then
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Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
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Elon Musk leaving the administration to spend more time with his explosions
May 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Elon Musk leaving the administration to spend more time with his explosions
Bought myself some proper ceramic coated cookware, ovenproof and the lot. So fucking excited to use them…. anyway microwave meals tonight
May 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bought myself some proper ceramic coated cookware, ovenproof and the lot. So fucking excited to use them…. anyway microwave meals tonight
I mean surely you just delete your account after this clapback 😭
how many pictures of 15-year-old me do you have saved on your phone
May 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I mean surely you just delete your account after this clapback 😭
@eva.bsky.world phoebe bridgers or atproto? you can only pick one
May 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
@eva.bsky.world phoebe bridgers or atproto? you can only pick one
May 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I built another app!
This one’s watchOS only and it just logs liquid intake to HealthKit 💦
Apple rejected it yesterday with some valid feedback, so while I work on that here’s a TestFlight link for anyone brave enough
testflight.apple.com/join/gU8XJgUm
This one’s watchOS only and it just logs liquid intake to HealthKit 💦
Apple rejected it yesterday with some valid feedback, so while I work on that here’s a TestFlight link for anyone brave enough
testflight.apple.com/join/gU8XJgUm
Join the Watch Hydration beta
Available on iOS
testflight.apple.com
May 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I built another app!
This one’s watchOS only and it just logs liquid intake to HealthKit 💦
Apple rejected it yesterday with some valid feedback, so while I work on that here’s a TestFlight link for anyone brave enough
testflight.apple.com/join/gU8XJgUm
This one’s watchOS only and it just logs liquid intake to HealthKit 💦
Apple rejected it yesterday with some valid feedback, so while I work on that here’s a TestFlight link for anyone brave enough
testflight.apple.com/join/gU8XJgUm
Here’s another one I’ve made, this one’s a watchOS exclusive that lets you log liquid intake straight to HealthKit.
May 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Here’s another one I’ve made, this one’s a watchOS exclusive that lets you log liquid intake straight to HealthKit.
I have determined App Store reviewers are either rushing and don’t read, or they’re deliberately obtuse and don’t read
May 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I have determined App Store reviewers are either rushing and don’t read, or they’re deliberately obtuse and don’t read
Submitted my first app to the App Store, solely so I can add “Published App Developer” to the CV.
May 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Submitted my first app to the App Store, solely so I can add “Published App Developer” to the CV.