*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

Faster than most. Slower than some.

This "coding error" smells as is if the site was changed to serve a different version based on who was viewing it. IP Address coming from the Executive branch? Show them the one they want to see, otherwise show the real one. You know, the old let's show the CEO the version he wants so he'll shut up.

So... What flags are they going to fly?

You are simply above the engagement threshold for coherent readership. This is the true failing of social media. Above a (very low) number of participants with varying comprehension and a desire to engage, means you will always receive argumentative agreement and mentally conflicted responses.

I feel like there's a freakenomics twist to this that the FDA commissioner is wrong about. While bad for an individual, more people buying drugs they don't absolutely need is likely pushing prices down.

It probably just pushes them towards joining in on the pump and dump crypto schemes. He has a coin for that.

It really would help if things like this were marketed as TA (task assistants) but I guess the dumb money is still all in on "AI".