Tom Schmidt
@tomthecopywriter.bsky.social
Kick-ass copywriter/creative thinker with the kung fu grip.
Branch? It’s more like a twig.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Branch? It’s more like a twig.
Having a Brazilian wax just to peel something.
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Having a Brazilian wax just to peel something.
Even Millard Fillmore?
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Even Millard Fillmore?
Grateful Dead Kennedys
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Grateful Dead Kennedys
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
Minnie Pearl Jam
Veruca Salt n Pepa
Hundreds of Beavers
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hundreds of Beavers
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn
Starring Karl Hungus
Directed by Jackie Treehorn
Positively green with envy. A sharp dresser like Frog would have scored big time with the ladies at Bennigans circa 1977.
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Positively green with envy. A sharp dresser like Frog would have scored big time with the ladies at Bennigans circa 1977.
Where did Frog get his wardrobe from? The 1978 Sears Men’s Catalog?
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Where did Frog get his wardrobe from? The 1978 Sears Men’s Catalog?
He has the same combover as Trump.
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He has the same combover as Trump.
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishin'
That we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
The Inquisition, oh boy
The Inquisition, what a joy
The Inquisition, oy oy
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishin'
That we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
The Inquisition, oh boy
The Inquisition, what a joy
The Inquisition, oy oy
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishin'
That we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
The Inquisition, oh boy
The Inquisition, what a joy
The Inquisition, oy oy
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishin'
That we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
The Inquisition, oh boy
The Inquisition, what a joy
The Inquisition, oy oy
He best not talk smack about Millard Fillmore!
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He best not talk smack about Millard Fillmore!
Wait, why is Trump suing the Pulitzer Board?
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Wait, why is Trump suing the Pulitzer Board?
If looks could kill. . .
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If looks could kill. . .
That’s a remarkably realistic Nixon costume.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That’s a remarkably realistic Nixon costume.
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”
Jesus, he can’t even spell.
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Jesus, he can’t even spell.
“Children of the night. . . what music they make!”
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Children of the night. . . what music they make!”
Who among us could forget CASABLANCA II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO?
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Who among us could forget CASABLANCA II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO?
Have you heard the news
Everyone’s talking
Life is good
‘Cause everything's awesome
Lost my job, it's a new opportunity
More free time for my awesome community
Everything is awesome
When we're living our dream
Everyone’s talking
Life is good
‘Cause everything's awesome
Lost my job, it's a new opportunity
More free time for my awesome community
Everything is awesome
When we're living our dream
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Have you heard the news
Everyone’s talking
Life is good
‘Cause everything's awesome
Lost my job, it's a new opportunity
More free time for my awesome community
Everything is awesome
When we're living our dream
Everyone’s talking
Life is good
‘Cause everything's awesome
Lost my job, it's a new opportunity
More free time for my awesome community
Everything is awesome
When we're living our dream
I think we are all missing the most important question here — namely, what’s the deal with the lady next to Laura Loomer?
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think we are all missing the most important question here — namely, what’s the deal with the lady next to Laura Loomer?
Didn’t she mind you sleeping on her? Must’ve been awfully uncomfortable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Didn’t she mind you sleeping on her? Must’ve been awfully uncomfortable.
I believe such torture was outlawed by the Geneva Conventio.
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I believe such torture was outlawed by the Geneva Conventio.
RAGING BULLWINKLE
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
RAGING BULLWINKLE
I can see it now: RUSH HOUR 4: RETRIBUTION starring Xi Jinping and Kanye West.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I can see it now: RUSH HOUR 4: RETRIBUTION starring Xi Jinping and Kanye West.