tomthebomb.bsky.social
@tomthebomb.bsky.social
I was at a sports bar earlier, I couldn't help but notice Tim fucking Pool on Fox talking about how the internet takes good Christian kids and turns them into evil antifa people. Batshit fucking crazy.
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"I call this one 'a bunch of dicks disguised as skyscrapers, with one box in the middle.' It's a metaphor for group sex. No one ever uses that word anymore, it's a very old word, 'metaphor.'"

- DJT, probably
July 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If the President of the United States suggests that his predecessor, his successor/predecessor, and the Director of the FBI somehow "created" the files upon which her conviction was based, I'd think that would make a good argument on appeal.
July 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Showing my age
July 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm about 40% certain that Trump just appointed a MAGA-parody bot as the ambassador to Malaysia
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Wait, this is that dude, who advertised himself as an alpha? I was sure it was parody
July 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I hear you. My high school friends all got old.
July 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Hells Angels is a great read, too
July 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Every billionaire is a policy failure.
June 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Is his left hand where I think it is?
June 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Imagine if the "rapture" came in the form of the measles, polio, and SARS.
June 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
How much do you think CBS would spend litigating it?
June 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I remember last week when the NYT had an article about how ChatGPT was inducing existential crises in users
June 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I saw Rafi playing in AA on his way up. Been my favorite Red Sox player for years.

I hope he continues to put up monster numbers for years to come.
June 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think it's the best movie outside of the original trilogy
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I know this is not a joking matter, but this song just popped into my head for the first time in 40 years

youtu.be/sFUFw1GH6ic?...
Born In East L.A. (Cheech And Chong) [HD]
YouTube video by Andromeda De Oro
youtu.be
June 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Are we talking metal or wooden bats?
June 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I still can't believe that's all we got in return.
June 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Papi also came up as a first baseman. It's not the same thing as being asked to learn an all new position mid-season.

Not saying Devers couldn't or shouldn't have done it, but it's not a fair comparison
June 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
No
June 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do we get Bryce Eldridge, at least?
June 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Make it make sense, please. I'm looking at Hicks and Harrison, and ... I don't understand.

Please make it make sense.
June 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My guess is that following Iran's intelligence coup last week, they're also blackmailing Trump
June 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Also, compare the paltry crowds along the one mile stretch of the Trump parade with the dense crowds along much of the 26 miles of the Boston Marathon, which typically draws 300k spectators. Trump didn't get 1/10th of that.
June 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM