Tom Szorady
tomszorady.bsky.social
Tom Szorady
@tomszorady.bsky.social
Professional Motion Graphics Animator, Illustrator, and UPDATE: husband to the lovely Jackie.
Aunt Gladys.
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Emile thanks you."
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
These were the movie posters and VHS boxes that I grew up with. The late, great Drew Struzan.
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
People are going to be spending a lot more time fishing for this in-between the center console and seat of their car.
September 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Orange.
June 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Banana.
June 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
HBO execs watching the final cut of this week's White Lotus episode.
March 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
4AM on my way to the club
4:01 DJ made it erupt
4:07 now I'm gettin' with her
4:08 now I'm splittin' with her
7:36 at the Waffle House
7:40 now we at my house
7:44 I'ma call my friends
4AM we gon' do it again
March 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This photo convinces me that there will be no other casting choice when the Tom Waits biopic is green lit.
March 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I love that "Heat" has been added to my Disney+ account of all places.
January 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
January 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tomorrow (12/6) at 9PM EST/PST: CBS airs a can’t-miss Episode 7 of Season 3’s “Fire Country” written by my incredibly talented wife Jacqueline Furnare Donabedian. Please share this and help get the word out so everyone has a chance to watch. I am so very proud of you, babe!
December 5, 2024 at 2:16 PM
This is going down as one of the all-time funniest YouTube thumbnails.
November 14, 2024 at 2:41 AM
“You're not part of the Turbo Team! Don't run! You don't run with us! We're the ones who run! Until you're part of this Turbo Team, walk... slowly!” 20/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix #itsturbotime
October 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
“You see, I had spent my entire life savings to go to London to see my beloved Buckingham Palace, so I could see if I could make those soldiers laugh. Because of you, I was too tired to do anything funny!” 19/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix
October 26, 2024 at 3:23 PM
“55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS, and 155 TATERS. #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix #payitforward
October 25, 2024 at 11:50 PM
“Your family HATES you! Only I love you! And that song is ROCKIN’, baby!” 17/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix #moonriverrock #palmtreegirlslovepalmtreeguys
October 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
“This is good news… that deal went through! All right… that’s gonna work out… I have triples of the Nova now! Triples makes it safe now… triples is BEST.” 16/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix #triplesisbest
October 23, 2024 at 10:34 PM
“My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, she's hogging them, so I'm mostly getting just, like, just chips.” 15/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix
October 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
“I thought that you worked for a service or a company that helped out guys that are so h@$#¥ that their stomachs hurt! 'Cause that's what I am!” 13/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix
October 16, 2024 at 7:10 PM
“Eat f&$@ing bullets, you f#%*^ers! You f@?&$ing suck!!!” 12/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix #crashmore
October 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
“But they're not a joke. You don't make jokes about ‘em, TC Tuggers… You don't wear ‘em as a joke, you don't give ‘em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically, or do pub crawls in ‘em like the Snuggy. They're NOT like the Snuggy.” 11/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix
October 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
“GRAB THE KEYS TO THE FRIGGIN’ TRUCK JABRONI. I’LL SLAP YA, JABRONI.” 10/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl
October 10, 2024 at 9:25 PM
“Hey, shirt-brother… Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule.” 9/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix
October 9, 2024 at 1:55 PM
“Yeah guys… There’s motorcycles…” 8/31 #ithINKyoushouldleave #inktober #itysl #netflix
October 8, 2024 at 7:20 PM