My current legacy on Twitter

Uncle: Hey, Charles. Do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?
Charles: We did. Once. ಠ_ಠ
(This quote was stolen from King of the Hill)

Imagine doing one of those Ancestry DNA tests and find out you and an uncountable number of people all descend from one horny guy in the late 1800s. (This is about the consequences of Dutch not not being able to keep it in his pants.)(His features are not capable of being bred out either.)

Hello. I have randomly decided Dutch has a Prince Albert piercing for no reason. Goodbye.

Micah Bell

Dutch Van der Linde simps collecting mustachioed men like they're starting an otter harem. And you know what? Good.

Gang's all here

And a half btw

Vandershea appeals to me because I'm a manic anticapitalist and would also like to be dominated by an Irish woman.

Birth Giver: Next time you go out put a bag in the trash can

Me, thinking about Molly riding Dutch's mustache until he nearly drowns and not listening: ok

RDR2 except the entire gang is stark ass naked the entire time for no apparent reason.

He'd be so fucking bad at it and I'd still give him a chance.

Btw we need more people making art of overweight Arthur. Chunky Arthur is best Arthur.

The Van der Linde Gang does No Nut November

Ed Balls