Fuck calling them.
Calls can be ignored.
Blackmail your local representative.
Calls can be ignored.
Blackmail your local representative.
February 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fuck calling them.
Calls can be ignored.
Blackmail your local representative.
Calls can be ignored.
Blackmail your local representative.
Excuse me but can anyone explain to me exactly how the FUCK is it only Wednesday????
February 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Excuse me but can anyone explain to me exactly how the FUCK is it only Wednesday????
Adulthood in 2025 is nothing more than trying to feel anything close to what you felt the moment you heard "On your left" during Endgame in 2019.
February 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Adulthood in 2025 is nothing more than trying to feel anything close to what you felt the moment you heard "On your left" during Endgame in 2019.
Using "Dark Mode" has made me physically unable to stand the actual concept of "light"
If it's bright in any way, I hate it.
Which if you know me at all, completely makes sense on every level.
If it's bright in any way, I hate it.
Which if you know me at all, completely makes sense on every level.
February 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Using "Dark Mode" has made me physically unable to stand the actual concept of "light"
If it's bright in any way, I hate it.
Which if you know me at all, completely makes sense on every level.
If it's bright in any way, I hate it.
Which if you know me at all, completely makes sense on every level.
Normalize doing nice things for nice people for absolutely no reason at all and with no expectation of recompense or mutual gain.
Immediately.
Immediately.
February 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Normalize doing nice things for nice people for absolutely no reason at all and with no expectation of recompense or mutual gain.
Immediately.
Immediately.
"The Gorge" on AppleTV+ is absolutely amazing.
Watch it immediately.
Watch it immediately.
February 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"The Gorge" on AppleTV+ is absolutely amazing.
Watch it immediately.
Watch it immediately.
Happy Valentines Day to those that recognize such a thing.
I, however, will be enjoying the fact that I will probably die alone and observe the evening by reading LOTR for the seven-hundredth time while hitting the ol' Penjamin Button and eating Tomato Basil Wheat Thins with cream cheese.
Goals.
I, however, will be enjoying the fact that I will probably die alone and observe the evening by reading LOTR for the seven-hundredth time while hitting the ol' Penjamin Button and eating Tomato Basil Wheat Thins with cream cheese.
Goals.
February 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Happy Valentines Day to those that recognize such a thing.
I, however, will be enjoying the fact that I will probably die alone and observe the evening by reading LOTR for the seven-hundredth time while hitting the ol' Penjamin Button and eating Tomato Basil Wheat Thins with cream cheese.
Goals.
I, however, will be enjoying the fact that I will probably die alone and observe the evening by reading LOTR for the seven-hundredth time while hitting the ol' Penjamin Button and eating Tomato Basil Wheat Thins with cream cheese.
Goals.
I respect people of all creeds, colors, nationalities, sexual/gender identities and religions...
But I will continue to deadname The Gulf of MEXICO just as much as I will continue to call "X" Twitter until my own name is the one that is dead and in the ground.
But I will continue to deadname The Gulf of MEXICO just as much as I will continue to call "X" Twitter until my own name is the one that is dead and in the ground.
February 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I respect people of all creeds, colors, nationalities, sexual/gender identities and religions...
But I will continue to deadname The Gulf of MEXICO just as much as I will continue to call "X" Twitter until my own name is the one that is dead and in the ground.
But I will continue to deadname The Gulf of MEXICO just as much as I will continue to call "X" Twitter until my own name is the one that is dead and in the ground.
New Work Mantra:
Turn the tables, flip 'em or cut off the gottdamn legs.
Turn the tables, flip 'em or cut off the gottdamn legs.
February 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
New Work Mantra:
Turn the tables, flip 'em or cut off the gottdamn legs.
Turn the tables, flip 'em or cut off the gottdamn legs.
Finally going to mark something off my bucket list this year when I go to Chicago for St. Patrick's Day in a few weeks.
Yes, it's a silly goal but after the year I had in 2024, the fact that I'm able to do this for myself is legit making me tear up a little.
I deserve this.
Yes, it's a silly goal but after the year I had in 2024, the fact that I'm able to do this for myself is legit making me tear up a little.
I deserve this.
February 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Finally going to mark something off my bucket list this year when I go to Chicago for St. Patrick's Day in a few weeks.
Yes, it's a silly goal but after the year I had in 2024, the fact that I'm able to do this for myself is legit making me tear up a little.
I deserve this.
Yes, it's a silly goal but after the year I had in 2024, the fact that I'm able to do this for myself is legit making me tear up a little.
I deserve this.
I haven't seen that many sacks since the pickleball locker room last June
February 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I haven't seen that many sacks since the pickleball locker room last June
"Not Like Us" is basically the IRL version of "The Rains of Castamere"
If any other artist ever uses a single aspect of that track ever again, they are coming for necks, throats and hearts.
If any other artist ever uses a single aspect of that track ever again, they are coming for necks, throats and hearts.
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"Not Like Us" is basically the IRL version of "The Rains of Castamere"
If any other artist ever uses a single aspect of that track ever again, they are coming for necks, throats and hearts.
If any other artist ever uses a single aspect of that track ever again, they are coming for necks, throats and hearts.
Not sure who got embarrassed harder at the Super Bowl:
Drake or the Chiefs?
Drake or the Chiefs?
February 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Not sure who got embarrassed harder at the Super Bowl:
Drake or the Chiefs?
Drake or the Chiefs?
I haven't seen a beating like this since "Passion of the Christ"
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I haven't seen a beating like this since "Passion of the Christ"
Plot Twist:
Kendrick takes the final shot at Trump during "Not Like Us"
Kendrick takes the final shot at Trump during "Not Like Us"
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Plot Twist:
Kendrick takes the final shot at Trump during "Not Like Us"
Kendrick takes the final shot at Trump during "Not Like Us"
Unpopular Opinion:
The original Hulk (Edward Norton) would have absolutely murdered Thanos in a fraction of a second.
Fight me.
The original Hulk (Edward Norton) would have absolutely murdered Thanos in a fraction of a second.
Fight me.
February 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Unpopular Opinion:
The original Hulk (Edward Norton) would have absolutely murdered Thanos in a fraction of a second.
Fight me.
The original Hulk (Edward Norton) would have absolutely murdered Thanos in a fraction of a second.
Fight me.
Oh thank god.
PSN is up again.
Almost had to start rewatching "Suits" to retain my sanity.
PSN is up again.
Almost had to start rewatching "Suits" to retain my sanity.
February 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Oh thank god.
PSN is up again.
Almost had to start rewatching "Suits" to retain my sanity.
PSN is up again.
Almost had to start rewatching "Suits" to retain my sanity.
1. Found out today that I'm the #4 manager in the country at work
but
2. Playstation Network is down
so the day is really a wash
but
2. Playstation Network is down
so the day is really a wash
February 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
1. Found out today that I'm the #4 manager in the country at work
but
2. Playstation Network is down
so the day is really a wash
but
2. Playstation Network is down
so the day is really a wash
I may be a man but after having been one for 99.9% of my life, I think I can comfortably say that the knowledge that there are women who would rather be with other women when the alternative is... men?
Absolutely.
Make like Neo and dodge that bullet.
We're the worst.
Absolutely.
Make like Neo and dodge that bullet.
We're the worst.
February 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I may be a man but after having been one for 99.9% of my life, I think I can comfortably say that the knowledge that there are women who would rather be with other women when the alternative is... men?
Absolutely.
Make like Neo and dodge that bullet.
We're the worst.
Absolutely.
Make like Neo and dodge that bullet.
We're the worst.
You think morons running everything is new information?
We've had food trucks for decades and they still don't deliver.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE TRUCK
We've had food trucks for decades and they still don't deliver.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE TRUCK
February 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You think morons running everything is new information?
We've had food trucks for decades and they still don't deliver.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE TRUCK
We've had food trucks for decades and they still don't deliver.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE TRUCK
Once.
Just one time I would like to be whelmed.
Just one time I would like to be whelmed.
February 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Once.
Just one time I would like to be whelmed.
Just one time I would like to be whelmed.
How many more times do we all collectively have to whole-heartedly scream "THIS IS THE BAD PLACE" before we all understand that it actually is?
February 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
How many more times do we all collectively have to whole-heartedly scream "THIS IS THE BAD PLACE" before we all understand that it actually is?
If you ever feeling super high on yourself and your ego is off the charts, just tell your parents you'll put together their new Lovesac sectional couch and loveseat set.
Become humbled by furniture.
Learn grace from a seat.
Become humbled by furniture.
Learn grace from a seat.
February 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If you ever feeling super high on yourself and your ego is off the charts, just tell your parents you'll put together their new Lovesac sectional couch and loveseat set.
Become humbled by furniture.
Learn grace from a seat.
Become humbled by furniture.
Learn grace from a seat.