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Tom Silvestro
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Pop culture archivist and Police Academy franchise scholar. https://vimeo.com/tomsilvestro
Insane Black Friday deals happening. Catsup for 19 cents! Husky Dog Food for 9 cents! Don't wait until Cyber Monday to grab these deals. #BlackFriday
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Bring out the girls! Finally, something for mommy and daddy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
First sighting of Santa Claus John Travolta spotted. #nightmarefuel
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I love when the psychedelic K-Pop cats come out at the Macy's Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Required viewing with your loved ones today. Happy Thanksgiving!🦃
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My fortune made me panic.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dad Joke I'd make if I was a dad walking sound the lobby of a movie theater and spotted this poster: "Uhh, they misspelled 'Hamlet'. Better fix it, Hollywood! You idiots!"

(huge laughs and applause from nearby dads)
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If a Guitar Center was a pinball machine.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
RDJ cameo in my mom's CD collection
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I don't know the plot of Linklater's new movie Blue Moon but I can only assume it's a remake of Tip Toes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My Thanksgiving break has begun. I'm on Turkey Day Island Time for the week.😎🦃
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Badly photoshopped movie poster/nightmare fuel
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy 80th Birthday, Neil!🎂
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I want A House of Dynamite style movie about Soy Bomb crashing Bob Dylan's '98 Grammys performance.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tired of burritos falling apart? Fund me new (mostly) Non-Toxic Edible Burrito Glue™️. Retain the structural integrity of the burritos you cherish.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
All us music nerds are wondering if Meg White will make an appearance at tomorrow's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony since The White Stripes are being inducted. Well, not only will she be there, but she's going to open the show with a 20 minute long Jay Leno style monologue. How exciting!
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Take a hike, sex pest!
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Rewatched Back to the Future on LIE-MAX (fake IMAX). Still a perfect movie. Airtight script.
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Soon to be a major motion picture!
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I voted early and rewarded myself by taking an extra sticker. #vote #stickers
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm confused about this NYC ballot proposal. Does it mean that people won't have to track down and look at dusty old ass NYC paper maps? We need to go digital, baby!
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is TODAY!👻🕸️🎃
kick.com/thesuperpan
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wanna feel old? Billy the Puppet just filed AARP paperwork.
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Sorry, Gen Z. I've tried multiple times but I don't like or get Domingo on SNL. This recurring sketch just makes me angry.
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Spotted in New Jersey.🦴🩻
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM