Tom Senior
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Tom Senior
@tomsenior.bsky.social
Mimsy mome rath.
Cat spines are wild
July 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This isn’t a parody, it’s real, and it’s perfect
July 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Lovely day revisiting Glastonbury town in the blazing sunshine. Xenomorphs, crystals, churches, friendly pub dogs, and cults. All on one street.
July 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Couldn’t sleep so I upgraded the arcade stick
July 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
No thank you, I enjoy not being murdered
June 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
June 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How many red flags can you fit into one paragraph of a job description
June 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A small Saturday morning ritual: sitting in the garden with the Merlin app on to see which birds are hanging out here today
June 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
May 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When you get a cat you think you’re inviting an elegant, graceful apex predator to share your home

However, in reality, you look into the front room while cooking and see something like this
May 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I used to approve marketing thumbnails and now can’t stop loud questions popping in to my head as I browse Disney+ (and all other sites)

“Why have you prioritised Bigfoot, Slug Monster and Cabbage Goblin over the life and death clash between the most important characters in all of Star Wars?”
May 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Can we stop building news items around thinktanks plz
March 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It feels like the first day of Spring and Cheddar the Cat is cross about it
March 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
No worries though, just a 95GB update file
December 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Thought I’d download the new Call of Duty for some casual play this weekend on the PS5. Checked in at lunch and the download is still going at 251GB plus and counting
December 27, 2024 at 1:31 PM
38 seems to be a slight, unless… this too was part of Toranaga’s plan
December 27, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Huge respect to Aardman for bringing back Wallace and Gromit to terrify a new generation of kids this Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Cheddar the cat has gained a bit of podge. We think he’s getting Xmas treats around the neighbourhood when he’s out. I said ‘he’s going a bit Snorlax’. Ems said ‘nah’ and I said:
December 21, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Just got paid and picked up Space Marine 2 only to glance right, mid Tyranid horde, to see this upside-down death stare from the lad
December 13, 2024 at 11:50 PM
The cat levelled up.
December 2, 2024 at 9:19 AM
For my first post here I’d like to celebrate that me and my wife’s editorial teams in completely different organisations found the correct pun for our leaving covers…
November 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM