That sounds like some kind of side-effect to being overly smug in your local community. “They were aggressively decorating their property well in advance of what is considered sane - my diagnosis would be a severe case of the ‘novorations’”.

This is currently unresolved.

Ignored them all and opened the fridge anyway?

That haircut has more than a whiff of yewtree

Chiesa is the new Arthur Melo then.