(Hell, that new suit-and-tie look is probably giving him extra brownie points with said crowd)

There's still people behind the counter producing the mass-produced burger, though.

This is more like the grey sludge krabby patty from Spongebob.

I sincerely don’t think the “purity police” are coming after this, they don’t usually show up for adult animation.

I think it’s more an issue of “it’s just not funny” - and it’s not even a *unique* strand of “not funny” because we had a different cheap-ass R-rated talking dog movie two years ago.

(Seriously do go see The Day The Earth Blew Up. I saw it yesterday morning, it’s a wicked fun movie, hell I’d even go as far as to say it should get an Oscar nomination)

Show me two people with an insane beef.

(okay, three people, but whatever)

We joke a lot about Mariah breaching containment when November starts, but it’s rare that we talk about the other harbingers of the Christmas Radio Apocalypse.

Do not recite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written!

My uber is here

An assortment of mine, in chrono order

What’s your Bluesky intro music?

Two fictional characters that make me

Quote skeet with one of your favorite films that’s not a huge hit and let’s get to know each other better

[Great movie that toys with the idea of what a music biopic should be]

I’m also a lifelong Las Vegan and occasional photographer - here’s some shots from around town:

Howdy, I’m Tom! I’m a human artist who likes to draw robots - examples below

#HumanArtist