Oberon
@tompa15.bsky.social
Likes: technology, pop culture, health & fitness, gaming, travel, witchcraft, product design, Lana Del Rey, hyperpop, Catholic guilt, horror, medieval fantasy
Dislikes: Food scented candles, Reddit lingo, polyester, car dependency, movie remakes
Dislikes: Food scented candles, Reddit lingo, polyester, car dependency, movie remakes
accidentally said “sprint gooning” instead of “sprint grooming” at work
December 16, 2024 at 2:48 PM
accidentally said “sprint gooning” instead of “sprint grooming” at work
measuring cups and spoons on a ring is the worst invention of all time
December 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
measuring cups and spoons on a ring is the worst invention of all time
Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom is actually the future of Pokémon games.
December 10, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom is actually the future of Pokémon games.
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1 argument between now & dec 24th & ain’t nobody getting shit for christmas
December 9, 2024 at 11:32 PM
1 argument between now & dec 24th & ain’t nobody getting shit for christmas
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how it feels to not be forty on this app
a woman is applying a cream to her face .
ALT: a woman is applying a cream to her face .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2024 at 6:44 AM
how it feels to not be forty on this app
it’s funny how it legitimately feels like the world is a horrible degrading place but at the same time the best it’s ever been in human history overall… i guess the two can coexist since every peak has its fall
December 10, 2024 at 2:45 PM
it’s funny how it legitimately feels like the world is a horrible degrading place but at the same time the best it’s ever been in human history overall… i guess the two can coexist since every peak has its fall
you can tell when someone’s an out of touch millennial/gen Xer when they still complain about kids with broccoli hair today
December 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
you can tell when someone’s an out of touch millennial/gen Xer when they still complain about kids with broccoli hair today
🛋️ Ongoing Minimalists Guide - What you Should & Shouldn’t Splurge 💵 on
❌DONT: splurge on shampoo, it just needs to clean
✅DO: get quality conditioner, this affects your hair’s health
❌DONT: buy moisturizers with actives infused
✅DO: buy pure, high quality serums for any actives + basic moisturizer
❌DONT: splurge on shampoo, it just needs to clean
✅DO: get quality conditioner, this affects your hair’s health
❌DONT: buy moisturizers with actives infused
✅DO: buy pure, high quality serums for any actives + basic moisturizer
December 9, 2024 at 8:21 PM
🛋️ Ongoing Minimalists Guide - What you Should & Shouldn’t Splurge 💵 on
❌DONT: splurge on shampoo, it just needs to clean
✅DO: get quality conditioner, this affects your hair’s health
❌DONT: buy moisturizers with actives infused
✅DO: buy pure, high quality serums for any actives + basic moisturizer
❌DONT: splurge on shampoo, it just needs to clean
✅DO: get quality conditioner, this affects your hair’s health
❌DONT: buy moisturizers with actives infused
✅DO: buy pure, high quality serums for any actives + basic moisturizer
how old do you have to be before you can feel like you’ve “seen it all”
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 PM
how old do you have to be before you can feel like you’ve “seen it all”
What happens when you use 100% of your gmail storage? Do all emails to you bounce back or get lost in a void or something?
December 8, 2024 at 5:25 PM
What happens when you use 100% of your gmail storage? Do all emails to you bounce back or get lost in a void or something?
just bit into a frozen block of almond butter and shifted my teeth wtf
December 8, 2024 at 4:50 PM
just bit into a frozen block of almond butter and shifted my teeth wtf
sad to say that cuffed pants are indeed back in style in brooklyn
December 7, 2024 at 7:30 PM
sad to say that cuffed pants are indeed back in style in brooklyn
i’m sorry fireplace on the TV is cheugy
December 7, 2024 at 5:46 PM
i’m sorry fireplace on the TV is cheugy
books need chapters! i don’t want to read a huge novel that’s only split into parts 1, 2, and 3
December 7, 2024 at 2:55 PM
books need chapters! i don’t want to read a huge novel that’s only split into parts 1, 2, and 3
“dress for the job you want”
the job i want:
the job i want:
December 6, 2024 at 3:38 PM
“dress for the job you want”
the job i want:
the job i want:
the lettuce on my taco bell after reheating it
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 AM
the lettuce on my taco bell after reheating it
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i never realized it was common for other dudes to use their phone while actively peeing in a urinal
December 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
i never realized it was common for other dudes to use their phone while actively peeing in a urinal
Am i the only one who grew up in a family where basically all Christmas gifts were “surprises”? We never got money or gift cards and most of the gifts were inferred based on what the giver knows about you, we would never ask for a specific thing
December 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Am i the only one who grew up in a family where basically all Christmas gifts were “surprises”? We never got money or gift cards and most of the gifts were inferred based on what the giver knows about you, we would never ask for a specific thing
I can only hope that all the widespread negative reception to A.I. slop like Spotify Wrapped and the Coca-Cola commercial leads to a renewed appreciation for human led design and product development
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I can only hope that all the widespread negative reception to A.I. slop like Spotify Wrapped and the Coca-Cola commercial leads to a renewed appreciation for human led design and product development
The first generative AI prompt was “Let there be light”
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 AM
The first generative AI prompt was “Let there be light”
i do not play about 360 #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 1:08 PM
i do not play about 360 #SpotifyWrapped
by the time i found the courage to speak up i didn’t have anything to say
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 AM
by the time i found the courage to speak up i didn’t have anything to say
What would you do if you ate someone’s dish at an office pot luck and later on found out they used raw milk in it?
December 3, 2024 at 8:35 PM
What would you do if you ate someone’s dish at an office pot luck and later on found out they used raw milk in it?