tomorrow's production of Hamlet will have the anxieties of laertes burying ophelia be the very anxieties of antigone burying polynices.

tomorrow's production of Hamlet will recast Hamlet every time a character dies such that after Polonius is killed, the Polonius actor plays Hamlet, until Ophelia dies and the Ophelia actor takes over and so on (and when Hamlet dies, Fortinbras has nothing to take over)

tomorrow's production of Hamlet will have Hamlet die as the leprous distillment possess his body and curds into milk the thin and wholesome blood, and breaking out most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust all over his body because who doesn't need to die their father's graphic death

tomorrow's production of Hamlet will play all trap door scenes as audience interaction scenes: the Ghost enters from the audience, scuttles amidst the audience in I.5, and Ophelia's grave is in the audience, Hamlet leaps into the audience, and suchlike

tomorrow’s production of Hamlet will have Ophelia double as the Gravedigger

tomorrow's production of Hamlet will have the fall of a sparrow that has no special providence in it

tomorrow's production of Hamlet will have a giant praying mantis play Claudius