🪿 ✨Definitely✨ Not Zeke Onyx 🪿
@tomorrowmother.bsky.social
Bsky suspended me for 24 hours cause I said JKR should eat, shit, and die.
And then again for 72 hours for saying digital blackface is wrong
✨AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN✨
#SecondLife’s terrible goose🪿
My spine is firmly attached and will not be bowed or bent.
And then again for 72 hours for saying digital blackface is wrong
✨AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN✨
#SecondLife’s terrible goose🪿
My spine is firmly attached and will not be bowed or bent.
CASTING MARK IN SHIT THAT GOES OVER HIS FUCKING HEAD IS WILD.
Bro is absolutely an unironic HL fan.
Bro is absolutely an unironic HL fan.
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
CASTING MARK IN SHIT THAT GOES OVER HIS FUCKING HEAD IS WILD.
Bro is absolutely an unironic HL fan.
Bro is absolutely an unironic HL fan.
Popeye just vibing on the show like he’s not the sec of the tribe lmao
My dad went “hey hey hey it’s Popeye.” And I damn near tripped over the cat bowl speeding down the hallway
My dad went “hey hey hey it’s Popeye.” And I damn near tripped over the cat bowl speeding down the hallway
September 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Popeye just vibing on the show like he’s not the sec of the tribe lmao
My dad went “hey hey hey it’s Popeye.” And I damn near tripped over the cat bowl speeding down the hallway
My dad went “hey hey hey it’s Popeye.” And I damn near tripped over the cat bowl speeding down the hallway
No joke she could beat anybody’s ass
September 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
No joke she could beat anybody’s ass
Obsessed with Jeff Corwin always tagging in the Micco tribe/MFW and Auntie Betty for his wildlife nation show.
Dad and I yelling BETTYYYYY at the screen whenever she pops up.
Dad and I yelling BETTYYYYY at the screen whenever she pops up.
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Obsessed with Jeff Corwin always tagging in the Micco tribe/MFW and Auntie Betty for his wildlife nation show.
Dad and I yelling BETTYYYYY at the screen whenever she pops up.
Dad and I yelling BETTYYYYY at the screen whenever she pops up.
DONE BITCHES
September 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
DONE BITCHES
9 days.
September 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
9 days.
It adds so much satisfaction to look a bigot dead in the eye and take a long sip of delicious coffee tho.
But in my defense my water bottle has this sticker on it and that solves the water issue
But in my defense my water bottle has this sticker on it and that solves the water issue
September 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It adds so much satisfaction to look a bigot dead in the eye and take a long sip of delicious coffee tho.
But in my defense my water bottle has this sticker on it and that solves the water issue
But in my defense my water bottle has this sticker on it and that solves the water issue
Besides coffee gives me a reason to have an epic mug game.
September 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Besides coffee gives me a reason to have an epic mug game.
Also once parent trap style tied a camper’s bed to this cross because he wouldn’t shower and my bestie was his cabin counselor.
September 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Also once parent trap style tied a camper’s bed to this cross because he wouldn’t shower and my bestie was his cabin counselor.
Made this on my phone just now. Behold, the camp of so many disasters and comedy.
September 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Made this on my phone just now. Behold, the camp of so many disasters and comedy.
I fear the sass is entirely genetic.
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I fear the sass is entirely genetic.
Goose sends his angy regards.
He hissed at a chair, his day is going well.
He hissed at a chair, his day is going well.
August 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Goose sends his angy regards.
He hissed at a chair, his day is going well.
He hissed at a chair, his day is going well.
My favorite stupid trivia in Cabin in the Woods 2011
August 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My favorite stupid trivia in Cabin in the Woods 2011
I think I’ve said this before but…
Yeah there’s a reason 😂😂😂
Yeah there’s a reason 😂😂😂
August 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think I’ve said this before but…
Yeah there’s a reason 😂😂😂
Yeah there’s a reason 😂😂😂
Hey @darknessbloodstone.link you have me blocked on my other account, I suggest you don’t pretend you suddenly give a fuck about a Pulse survivor or override the boundary you yourself put in place.🖕
August 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey @darknessbloodstone.link you have me blocked on my other account, I suggest you don’t pretend you suddenly give a fuck about a Pulse survivor or override the boundary you yourself put in place.🖕
📌
•Zeke
•35
•Native af 🪶
•More Floridian than any of our recent governors (and taller)
•Once got bit by a gator
•Pulse Survivor
•Tumblr Roleplayer
•Chaos Goose Incarnate
•Religion of FAFO
👇Four representations of me👇
•Zeke
•35
•Native af 🪶
•More Floridian than any of our recent governors (and taller)
•Once got bit by a gator
•Pulse Survivor
•Tumblr Roleplayer
•Chaos Goose Incarnate
•Religion of FAFO
👇Four representations of me👇
August 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
📌
•Zeke
•35
•Native af 🪶
•More Floridian than any of our recent governors (and taller)
•Once got bit by a gator
•Pulse Survivor
•Tumblr Roleplayer
•Chaos Goose Incarnate
•Religion of FAFO
👇Four representations of me👇
•Zeke
•35
•Native af 🪶
•More Floridian than any of our recent governors (and taller)
•Once got bit by a gator
•Pulse Survivor
•Tumblr Roleplayer
•Chaos Goose Incarnate
•Religion of FAFO
👇Four representations of me👇
Decisions were made. All co-signed and validated by @kasynovagirl.bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Decisions were made. All co-signed and validated by @kasynovagirl.bsky.social
Hdndieiwjsnwosndnfnfufbf
July 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hdndieiwjsnwosndnfnfufbf
The joke: The point of this server was the help our culinary-unable friends to learn simple recipes, and for those looking for different international recipes to score diverse flavors.
It keeps turning into a discussion of a cooking show with the two worst cooks using explosives.
It keeps turning into a discussion of a cooking show with the two worst cooks using explosives.
July 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The joke: The point of this server was the help our culinary-unable friends to learn simple recipes, and for those looking for different international recipes to score diverse flavors.
It keeps turning into a discussion of a cooking show with the two worst cooks using explosives.
It keeps turning into a discussion of a cooking show with the two worst cooks using explosives.
Longest sigh ever
July 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Longest sigh ever
The way they were both ready.
I’m not even gonna tag, it will be found.
I’m not even gonna tag, it will be found.
July 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The way they were both ready.
I’m not even gonna tag, it will be found.
I’m not even gonna tag, it will be found.
I am terrified to hear his American attempt after dating me for 5 years.
July 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I am terrified to hear his American attempt after dating me for 5 years.