Tom Nicholls
@tomnicholls.bsky.social
Research Software Engineer, occasional photographer, amateur parent, taxi driver to developing humans. Opinions self-inflicted. Londoner cast adrift in the north west. From Choreography and Merriment.
Lancaster, UK
Lancaster, UK
Spot the non-UK wall sockets 🙄🥴
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Spot the non-UK wall sockets 🙄🥴
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Delightful job advert 🙄
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Delightful job advert 🙄
Pleased to say that setting a slightly silly target - 2025 lengths in 2025 - has led to me swimming further than any year before.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Pleased to say that setting a slightly silly target - 2025 lengths in 2025 - has led to me swimming further than any year before.
@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social Bit niche this, but I was astonished a moment ago when I came across this in a textbook about a programming language called React @simonmayo.bsky.social @kermodemovie.bsky.social (author John Larsen)
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social Bit niche this, but I was astonished a moment ago when I came across this in a textbook about a programming language called React @simonmayo.bsky.social @kermodemovie.bsky.social (author John Larsen)
Dammit, the link card didn't include the photo.
September 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Dammit, the link card didn't include the photo.
Carrying my kid's scooter back from school this morning, I snapped this little guy - casually waiting for a child to come running down the path.
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Carrying my kid's scooter back from school this morning, I snapped this little guy - casually waiting for a child to come running down the path.
Has Farage just admitted that Reform are no different from the Tories?
It really could not have been clearer that he wants voters to put the Tories right back into government again.
It really could not have been clearer that he wants voters to put the Tories right back into government again.
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Has Farage just admitted that Reform are no different from the Tories?
It really could not have been clearer that he wants voters to put the Tories right back into government again.
It really could not have been clearer that he wants voters to put the Tories right back into government again.
Anyone know where to get film stock for this camera (model 31147)?
August 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Anyone know where to get film stock for this camera (model 31147)?
The rise of the far right is getting to me. I totally misread this innocent leaflet.
July 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The rise of the far right is getting to me. I totally misread this innocent leaflet.
Just checking... The red pixel above the German team name means "correct colour and correct position", right?
July 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just checking... The red pixel above the German team name means "correct colour and correct position", right?
July 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Reason number 1 why I shouldn't.
June 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reason number 1 why I shouldn't.
Enough cups to go around for *everyone* this year!
May 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Enough cups to go around for *everyone* this year!
Congrats, Jonn! Just picked up my paperback copy. But disappointed to see it is in only one colour (I'd have a word with your publisher if I were you).
April 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Congrats, Jonn! Just picked up my paperback copy. But disappointed to see it is in only one colour (I'd have a word with your publisher if I were you).
Couple of phone snaps from Williamson Park in Lancaster earlier this evening.
April 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Couple of phone snaps from Williamson Park in Lancaster earlier this evening.
Instead I share this photo of my parents before I was born. Looking impossibly young. My dad somehow went from looking 20 to looking 50 just after I was born.
April 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Instead I share this photo of my parents before I was born. Looking impossibly young. My dad somehow went from looking 20 to looking 50 just after I was born.
Trump brain fart latest
April 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Trump brain fart latest
Probably best just to walk away now then...
April 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Probably best just to walk away now then...
Just having a lie down...
March 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Just having a lie down...
Here's how the 2025 lengths in 2025 target is going 😁
March 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Here's how the 2025 lengths in 2025 target is going 😁