ToMmY The RoAcH
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue..."
You can never tell when an Eskimo is nervous because they always have cold feet
January 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You can never tell when an Eskimo is nervous because they always have cold feet
You gotta scothguard your interior if you're chaperoning swamp donkeys 🫏 😉
January 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You gotta scothguard your interior if you're chaperoning swamp donkeys 🫏 😉
Getting deported is probably the only way I'd be able to learn Spanish.
January 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Getting deported is probably the only way I'd be able to learn Spanish.
December 26, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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With special guest Dani Ragu, what more could be said besides, you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge.
With special guest Dani Ragu, what more could be said besides, you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge.
December 26, 2024 at 7:32 PM
www.micdropcomedy.com/shows/291669
With special guest Dani Ragu, what more could be said besides, you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge.
With special guest Dani Ragu, what more could be said besides, you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge.
Mall Santa tried to sell me a teener .
#merrychristmas2024
#merrychristmas2024
December 23, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Mall Santa tried to sell me a teener .
#merrychristmas2024
#merrychristmas2024
Watching Man of Steel with mom, and I think had he not realized he was Superman, they'd likely have diagnosed him as autistic.
December 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Watching Man of Steel with mom, and I think had he not realized he was Superman, they'd likely have diagnosed him as autistic.
Favorite Unplugged Performance?
I'll go first, Nirvana Unplugged in New York .
I'll go first, Nirvana Unplugged in New York .
December 17, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Favorite Unplugged Performance?
I'll go first, Nirvana Unplugged in New York .
I'll go first, Nirvana Unplugged in New York .
My favorite part of today was letting someone think you spell "Jicama" as Jamaica .
December 4, 2024 at 5:27 AM
My favorite part of today was letting someone think you spell "Jicama" as Jamaica .
Never talk about what you're working on until you've got a restraining order to show for it.
December 1, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Never talk about what you're working on until you've got a restraining order to show for it.
Putting raisins in your stuffing is dystopian 🦃
#Thanksgiving
#Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Putting raisins in your stuffing is dystopian 🦃
#Thanksgiving
#Thanksgiving
I woke up to Creed music this morning because my musical taste is basically My Own Prison
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I woke up to Creed music this morning because my musical taste is basically My Own Prison
A 40 Oz of gravy is the only chance I have, to feel good even though I feel fat
#HappyThanksgiving2024🦃
#HappyThanksgiving2024🦃
November 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
A 40 Oz of gravy is the only chance I have, to feel good even though I feel fat
#HappyThanksgiving2024🦃
#HappyThanksgiving2024🦃
Be grateful for the moments you aren't aware will someday be heartfelt memories
#LoveYouMom
#LoveYouMom
November 26, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Be grateful for the moments you aren't aware will someday be heartfelt memories
#LoveYouMom
#LoveYouMom
"I want something from an alien" is what I told the taco lady at my 16th birthday party.
November 26, 2024 at 10:06 PM
"I want something from an alien" is what I told the taco lady at my 16th birthday party.
I stopped smoking cigarettes because I didn't wanna be smelly to other people, but I never knew so many people were smelly 🚭
November 26, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I stopped smoking cigarettes because I didn't wanna be smelly to other people, but I never knew so many people were smelly 🚭
Hardest part about tennis elbow is I don't play tennis and I'm to uncoordinated with my left hand for a romantic night alone.
November 25, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Hardest part about tennis elbow is I don't play tennis and I'm to uncoordinated with my left hand for a romantic night alone.