They better spend the money for the rights to this. In fact, just use this for the theme

But 80’s cartoon themed instead of the movie.

I want him to get a hatty so bad tonight.

No one can be sexy when sneezing naked.

Hi from the same coast 👋

Just saw that I got the quote wrong 🤣

You’re forgetting who it’s most likely going to be, Swaggy V.

There are no good billionaires

Is this from a new Tom Waits Christmas album?

You know who else they said couldn’t handle closing in NY?

Edwin Diaz, whose numbers were worse than Williams’ his first year in NY.

Also, Williams was pretty much back to his old self in September and October which is more important than his awful April that skewed his numbers for the season.

Thank you. It’s our third title in the last four seasons. None have been easy.

My season stats including playoffs broken down by machine and whether it was singles or doubles.

They chose Jurassic Park and we chose split-flipper…

…and we fucking smoked them for the championship!

After starting the season 0-2 and finishing 7-3 we defeated those same three teams in the playoffs for the championship🏆