Phwoaar

Where is it? I often head to Dunham on the Bridgewater, great this time of year

I’m all for being positive, keeper mistake and a couple of missed penalties away from being 4 points better off etc

But by the same metric, we really should be putting Brentford away. Massively weakened since last season

Also we had 4 more points from the same fixtures last season. So while it’s a tough start, we did better v Arsenal at home, Fulham away and city away.

Which one?

Going to be a massive car crash this one. No upgrade on Onana and bigger a cunt

Daughter puts me to shame though, I bailed on my ride this morning. All because I’m recovering from a foot injury*

*Accidentally dropped a burning wood pellet from my pizza oven, in between my toes when I was pissed up over the bank holiday

I thought that. Couldn’t work out if he was thanking fans for the game or for his entire time

Fucking loads in Sale. Roundabouts too. They love a flag round here

Ooooft is it hilly?

I did Tour de Manc twice, both with prep but first time not enough hill training. Only did 75 mile of the 100. It did piss it down mind. Second time I did the full lot, despite my headset bearing blowing up on Werneth Lo.

Was hard after training and having had a bike fit!

No thankfully not! Just being a gobshite really 🤣

I was there for work, so didn’t get to see a great deal. If I’m honest, I got smashed in a polka bar and caused no end of mischief. Spent more time in Red Wing. But I liked Minnesota overall.

In US I loved Nashville for a night out, Minneapolis was far more spread out