Tommy Jarrell
@tommyjay24.bsky.social
A poet with words / as opposed to fish.
Pete Campbell really fumbled the bag.
June 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Pete Campbell really fumbled the bag.
How many special people change?
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
How many special people change?
Here’s an idea: bone-in tomatoes.
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Here’s an idea: bone-in tomatoes.
Jon, but it’s short for Jonald.
March 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Jon, but it’s short for Jonald.
Just tried Home Run Inn’s frozen pizza for the first time and I’ve determined that Chicago needs to stop trying to make fucking pizza.
March 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just tried Home Run Inn’s frozen pizza for the first time and I’ve determined that Chicago needs to stop trying to make fucking pizza.
I’m not going to break this down for you, but Frozen is almost a shot for shot remake of Lilo & Stitch.
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m not going to break this down for you, but Frozen is almost a shot for shot remake of Lilo & Stitch.
I feel like most contemporary parents are just microdosing adulthood whenever they can.
March 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I feel like most contemporary parents are just microdosing adulthood whenever they can.
A lot of alcoholics have jobs just so they have something to do during the day.
March 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A lot of alcoholics have jobs just so they have something to do during the day.
Not to brag or anything, but I watched an old Mariah Carey performance earlier this week, and I’m still kinda turned on from that.
March 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Not to brag or anything, but I watched an old Mariah Carey performance earlier this week, and I’m still kinda turned on from that.
They call it a boulangerie because bread’s sexy.
February 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
They call it a boulangerie because bread’s sexy.
No thrill quite like saying “That’s what you think,” to someone who disagrees with you.
February 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No thrill quite like saying “That’s what you think,” to someone who disagrees with you.
There are three Sonic movies. That’s insane.
February 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
There are three Sonic movies. That’s insane.
Glen is short for Glenjamin.
February 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Glen is short for Glenjamin.
Would love to introduce Luka to my barber. Hmu if you can link us.
February 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Would love to introduce Luka to my barber. Hmu if you can link us.
Jaxon Hayes is about to make everyone forget about Blake Lively.
February 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Jaxon Hayes is about to make everyone forget about Blake Lively.
Like everyone else who has ever played basketball for Duke, JJ Redick looks like he was touched by the devil.
February 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Like everyone else who has ever played basketball for Duke, JJ Redick looks like he was touched by the devil.
SOURCES: Jimmy Butler is already fuming at the idea of paying California state income tax.
February 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
SOURCES: Jimmy Butler is already fuming at the idea of paying California state income tax.
I’m not going to explain this, but Brandon Ingram is going to love Toronto.
February 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I’m not going to explain this, but Brandon Ingram is going to love Toronto.
*Tom DeLonge voice* “Coffee drinks they rip right through me.”
January 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
*Tom DeLonge voice* “Coffee drinks they rip right through me.”