Tommy D
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Fuck Chuck Schumer.
Fuck Gavin Newsom
Fuck Chuck Schumer.
Fuck Gavin Newsom
Me sitting in the back of a police van:
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me sitting in the back of a police van:
Reed Richards after seeing Borat for the first time:
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reed Richards after seeing Borat for the first time:
In Issue #171 she gets grabbed and held atop the Baxter Building by Gorr the Golden Gorilla in a sort of King Kong situation.
October 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In Issue #171 she gets grabbed and held atop the Baxter Building by Gorr the Golden Gorilla in a sort of King Kong situation.
Shout outs to Gaard, my new favorite obscure comic book character.
October 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Shout outs to Gaard, my new favorite obscure comic book character.
In Issue #147 she's kidnapped by Namor, but it turns out she went with him willingly, but then she changes her mind and goes back to Reed, but then it turns out that the whole thing was a plan by Namor and the Inhumans in order to help Sue and Reed get back together. WHAT?!
October 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In Issue #147 she's kidnapped by Namor, but it turns out she went with him willingly, but then she changes her mind and goes back to Reed, but then it turns out that the whole thing was a plan by Namor and the Inhumans in order to help Sue and Reed get back together. WHAT?!
In Issue #140 she, Agatha Harkness and Franklin all get kidnapped by Annihilus, but it weirdly happens off screen and we don't find out until issue #141 when it's already happened.
October 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In Issue #140 she, Agatha Harkness and Franklin all get kidnapped by Annihilus, but it weirdly happens off screen and we don't find out until issue #141 when it's already happened.
In Issue #134 she and her son Franklin get captured by Dragon Man at the whim of Gregory Gideon.
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In Issue #134 she and her son Franklin get captured by Dragon Man at the whim of Gregory Gideon.
In Issue #124 she gets drugged with chloroform and carried away by... the Monster from the Lost Lagoon. Odd for a monster to use a cloroform rag but okay.
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In Issue #124 she gets drugged with chloroform and carried away by... the Monster from the Lost Lagoon. Odd for a monster to use a cloroform rag but okay.
In Issue #103 her aircraft gets taken down by Magneto, then she gets taken hostage by Magneto aboard Namor's ship.
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In Issue #103 her aircraft gets taken down by Magneto, then she gets taken hostage by Magneto aboard Namor's ship.
In Issue #96 she gets assaulted by a doppleganger android, leading to her being abducted by goons working for The Mad Thinker.
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In Issue #96 she gets assaulted by a doppleganger android, leading to her being abducted by goons working for The Mad Thinker.
She manages a pretty long break from being kidnapped after that, mostly because she goes on maternity leave and Crystal takes her spot on the team (often taking the role of being kidnapped, herself).
Then in Issue #87 she falls down a Dr. Doom trap door alongside Crystal.
Then in Issue #87 she falls down a Dr. Doom trap door alongside Crystal.
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
She manages a pretty long break from being kidnapped after that, mostly because she goes on maternity leave and Crystal takes her spot on the team (often taking the role of being kidnapped, herself).
Then in Issue #87 she falls down a Dr. Doom trap door alongside Crystal.
Then in Issue #87 she falls down a Dr. Doom trap door alongside Crystal.
In Issue #52 she gets hunted down and drugged by Black Panther.
This one is slightly debatable because T'Challa hunts each of the fantastic four seperately (Which turns out to be just a fun little game for him, nothing sinister. If you say so, T'Challa).
This one is slightly debatable because T'Challa hunts each of the fantastic four seperately (Which turns out to be just a fun little game for him, nothing sinister. If you say so, T'Challa).
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In Issue #52 she gets hunted down and drugged by Black Panther.
This one is slightly debatable because T'Challa hunts each of the fantastic four seperately (Which turns out to be just a fun little game for him, nothing sinister. If you say so, T'Challa).
This one is slightly debatable because T'Challa hunts each of the fantastic four seperately (Which turns out to be just a fun little game for him, nothing sinister. If you say so, T'Challa).
In Issue #44 she gets snatched up and flown away by Dragon Man.
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In Issue #44 she gets snatched up and flown away by Dragon Man.
In Issue #38 she gets abducted by the Frightful Four.
October 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In Issue #38 she gets abducted by the Frightful Four.
In Issue #31 she gets kidnapped and held captive by Mole Man's creatures.
October 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
In Issue #31 she gets kidnapped and held captive by Mole Man's creatures.
Issue #28 is a big one. So she gets kidnapped (And stuffed in a locker) by the X-Men, under orders from Professor X, who's being mind controlled by Puppet Master, who is being directed by the Mad Thinker.
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Issue #28 is a big one. So she gets kidnapped (And stuffed in a locker) by the X-Men, under orders from Professor X, who's being mind controlled by Puppet Master, who is being directed by the Mad Thinker.
In Issue #27 she gets drugged and taken by Namor.
October 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In Issue #27 she gets drugged and taken by Namor.
In Issue #23 she gets drugged and kidnapped by a henchman of Doctor Doom.
Each of the other members of the team get kidnapped seperately.
Each of the other members of the team get kidnapped seperately.
October 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In Issue #23 she gets drugged and kidnapped by a henchman of Doctor Doom.
Each of the other members of the team get kidnapped seperately.
Each of the other members of the team get kidnapped seperately.
In Issue #22 she is captured by Mole Man.
Once more this is debatable as each member of the team is captured and kept in seperate specialized cells.
Once more this is debatable as each member of the team is captured and kept in seperate specialized cells.
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In Issue #22 she is captured by Mole Man.
Once more this is debatable as each member of the team is captured and kept in seperate specialized cells.
Once more this is debatable as each member of the team is captured and kept in seperate specialized cells.
In Issue #19 she gets Mind Controlled and taken as Rama-Tut's queen. The other members of the team also get mind controlled and taken as his slaves but with different jobs.
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In Issue #19 she gets Mind Controlled and taken as Rama-Tut's queen. The other members of the team also get mind controlled and taken as his slaves but with different jobs.
In Annual Edition #1 she gets kidnapped by Namor during his assault on the surface world.
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In Annual Edition #1 she gets kidnapped by Namor during his assault on the surface world.
In Issue #14 she gets hypnotized and kidnapped by Namor, who is under the control of the Puppet Master
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In Issue #14 she gets hypnotized and kidnapped by Namor, who is under the control of the Puppet Master
In Issue #13 she is kidnapped by Red Ghost with the help of one of his apes.
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In Issue #13 she is kidnapped by Red Ghost with the help of one of his apes.
In Issue #9 she gets kidnapped by Namor.
This one is slightly debatable, because Namor first defeats the other members of the Fantastic Four before going after her while she's singled out.
This one is slightly debatable, because Namor first defeats the other members of the Fantastic Four before going after her while she's singled out.
October 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In Issue #9 she gets kidnapped by Namor.
This one is slightly debatable, because Namor first defeats the other members of the Fantastic Four before going after her while she's singled out.
This one is slightly debatable, because Namor first defeats the other members of the Fantastic Four before going after her while she's singled out.
In Issue #8 she gets rendered unconscious by the Puppet Master and replaced by Alicia Masters.
October 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In Issue #8 she gets rendered unconscious by the Puppet Master and replaced by Alicia Masters.