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IIRC Shorty's quip was "Welcome to the NHL Banana Pancakes"
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
LMAO "Live by the Sword die by the Sword" except the sword is stupid and useless and only stabs the person carrying it. (In this analogy, the sword is 22 year old morons who love memes and never met anyone who lived through WW2)
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Would it be considered a breach of journalistic ethics to act as an undeclared mouthpiece for a personal friend both in print and by debating his critics publicly. Incl. by presenting 'receipts' as if they were your own finding, when they were clearly provided by an employee of said friend?
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not making this trade was their best offseason move
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Only second? all that goal scoring is taking his focus off the hitz
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I was at the game, the apathy was striking. People didn't even boo when Kane got the penalty on top of a Flames goal.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Playing out of the Pacific Coliseum is such a coup for the Goldeneyes. Millennial nostalgia + the fact that most young families live on the East Side now. Vancouver is a sneaky good sports town, I think they'll set a new standard for enthusiasm for the PWHL
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Also, 'American _____' is the hackiest title convention that ever hacked.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Stecher's sick though. dunno if age is catching up to him but no-one works harder
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
TLDR: we're absolutely cooked. The plan since 2014 has been "try to make the playoffs and see what happens" and that remains the plan forever. Save your ticket money for the Goldeneyes, Lions, or Whitecaps.
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm gonna swallow my old guy rant about selling naming rights. But honestly what is the benefit to Rogers at this point in buying these up? They're a monopoly! We know they're there! it just makes every stadium seem generic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Canucks could really use a guy like that.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hejduk, the peak example of a Canuck Killer
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Who cares what his shoulder was doing? are you trying to suggest that that's the start of an irreversible process? If you think hits like that happen dozens of times per game you're nuts.
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fun take from someone whose franchise icon is best buds with a genocidal war criminal. The purpose of hitting in hockey is to separate the player from the puck. The puck was long gone. The Capitals got no benefit in possession from the hit. Wilson had every chance to let up. He chose to hurt Chytil.
October 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
if the NHL was serious about CTE they would hand out enhanced suspensions for doing this to a guy with concussion issues. They don't care, league's run by cave men.
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
He's stringing a few things together. It's more than flashes, but less than "he's back". Sort of like how House of the Dragon is better than the bad seasons of Game of Thrones, but not as good as the best ones.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Cootes : Games Played (someone had to)
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Are we just gliding past the fact that he invested based on a tweet? VCs now do the same level of research as Facebook grandmas apparently. This is what happens when you give vast resources to deeply mediocre people
July 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Terry Fox statue is going on a Cinderella run, book it
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Maybe by game 20 or so. I think they'll try Kane and Boeser with Petey to start. Chytil and Boeser is a bad combo on paper. Very different styles
July 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
In what universe is the average ‘house’ price in Mount Pleasant under $900K? Is it possible that this was written in 2002?
June 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
LMFAO “it teaches me how to melt cheese, checkmate, Luddites.” If your product requires a full magazine edition to explain why it’s not useless, it might be useless.
June 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Let me know why it’s like to live in the third act of ‘Pleasantville’
June 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hey Adam Fox is great, but C’mon that’s not even close to true on either count.
June 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM