Thomas Carter
@tommycarter329.bsky.social
Mainer, Democrat, raconteur, gun owner, Hunter S. Thompson fan, cannabis enthusiast, award winning poet, and chemo warrior.
*No dm’s please or yer ass gets blocked 🚷
*No dm’s please or yer ass gets blocked 🚷
Wear a clothespin on your nose!
a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a door and looking at the camera
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November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wear a clothespin on your nose!
*schlong
Fixed it for her
Fixed it for her
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
*schlong
Fixed it for her
Fixed it for her
Will he be doing his signature “jerking off two baby male giraffes at once” dance?
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Will he be doing his signature “jerking off two baby male giraffes at once” dance?
Now Maine has TWO useless senators
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Now Maine has TWO useless senators
Sorry to see Pee Wee Herman ditch his signature bow tie
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sorry to see Pee Wee Herman ditch his signature bow tie
Fuck ‘em - most of them voted for tRümp
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fuck ‘em - most of them voted for tRümp
Be a shame if people started sending her used Subway wrappers and expired gift cards to:
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Be a shame if people started sending her used Subway wrappers and expired gift cards to:
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
US Attorney Jeanine Pirro
601 D Street, NW
Washington, DC 20579
Subway should hire the guy as their new spokesman!
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Subway should hire the guy as their new spokesman!
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
🎶Subway…Fight Fash!🎶
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push everyone out of the way
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push everyone out of the way
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push folks out of the way. Just sayin’.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If it was a 12 year old girl on the floor he’d push folks out of the way. Just sayin’.
Why is there snow on the roof?
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why is there snow on the roof?
I urge der Führer to ignore your advice and double down on his stupidity.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I urge der Führer to ignore your advice and double down on his stupidity.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.
I want a totally Republican-crippling blue tsunami in 2026 leading to another impeachment.
Still waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary ⚰️
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Still waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary ⚰️
I heard Ted’s dad helped assassinate JFK
a man with his eyes closed and another man behind him
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November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I heard Ted’s dad helped assassinate JFK
Sour grapes make the best whine
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sour grapes make the best whine