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tomminny.bsky.social
@tomminny.bsky.social
If it weren't for Arabic numerals, the Nazis would have to write out their hate speech like this:
XIV/ LXXXVIII.
I don't think they have the brain capacity for that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They should declare their ports tariff free, then partner with Canada for free passage. Then most of the East Coast can follow suit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Also, why is it that just days after meeting with Putin, so many world leaders fall ill?
Lukashenko, Kadyrov, Trump?
What gives?+
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The first body double's hands were too big, and the second one's head is too small for the rubber mask.
September 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Plant waste? Is that what they're calling that old fossils body?
September 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Wow, he could probably score four,maybe five gin and tonics for that down at Caseys pub
September 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Rotten old fruit
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
August 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
They've been suggesting this since Goldwater ran in '64. It's really nothing new on their part, it's just more out in the open now.
July 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Flaming Orange idiot.
June 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
That hair tho!
April 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Slept in my Eagles shirt, woke with a peaceful, easy feeling.
April 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
That's some expensive cheese. Rat.
April 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Flushed
March 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bwahahahahaha.
AOC '26
We need a change.
March 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I've spent many years perfecting my craft. When Pharaoh died I was chosen to design a headpiece and casket.
I created a masterpiece.
The priests were impressed and chose me to accompany the Pharaoh to the afterlife.
I worked too hard to be a slave for all eternity. I am escaping to Greece. #hbp144
March 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Can you please tell all my American brethren that corned beef and cabbage is pure shite and no true Irishman would be caught dead with the stuff.
March 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
He just became Trumps little lap dog
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
They put a lot of working families out of work, and this will give them free reign to put even more working families out of work.
I liked Fetterman and his back story, but maybe it's time to put him out of work.
March 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Have you actually talked to any of them? They're like Slim Pickens riding the bomb to their doom, Yee-Hawin' all the way down.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Newsom is the Democratic equivalent of Ron DeSantis.
March 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I hired a skywriter and invited our friends and families watch a live instagram feed of my proposal.
Clear as day he wrote 'MARRY ME MELISSA'. Great, except her name is Marissa.
She said no.
So I refused to pay him.
The next day he wrote 'CALL ME MARISSA' with his #
They're now engaged.
#hbp136
March 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A nice, well deserved weekend in Atlantic City. Take the elevator up to the 19th floor, unpack our bags and open the Dorito's, waiting for the inevitable knock on the window. Once it comes, the feeding frenzy begins.
#hbp135
March 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM