"you can watch the first half but bed at half time unless it looks like Liverpool might win" - my mum, May 2005

And it certainly aint trans rights

I would say it is because you don't watch Saudi football, but that's entirely the point. You don't, I don't, very few do. These players will spend their peak years playing their football in front of very few people, both in the stadium and on tv. If a tree falls with nobody around etc.

My take on this is that we need to lower the standard of creativity expected of these songs. If the name rhymes and fits with the cadence of a song that sounds good in a stadium, that'll do for me

us mortals simply cannot think like football managers. ange is a multimillionaire now, but when spurs sack him you know he'd love another premier league job, one with worse players where he might lose even more often.

Fun

Hes a high volume shotgun of a player who's had two excellent seasons with us with G+A/90 numbers than wouldn't look out of place in Harry Kanes Tottenham career. But he now isn't even getting the high volume of chances he was before. He's clearly just not the right man for what Slott wants imo

If Roger Federer had to serve while a stag do dressed as the Teletubbies sang the Yaya Kolo Toure song he'd cry and go home

An actual purpose for 3rd kits

If I were a spurs fan I would struggle to not feel like I'm expected to be appeased or distracted by all the excitement

Yes but have you also considered shut up he's really good and I like him and want him to stay

Spurs* fans come on Tom