If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.

Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong.

Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:

So many retailer emails and social media ads with the company professing to be my valentine or that I am theirs — why yes, Capitalism, I love you too. 😩

The word “follow” has reached semantic satiation in my mind, and my thumb hurts from pressing so many “Follow Back” buttons!

Going to make 1,680 pages of comics free to download today.