The Signal conference that included Cabinet members and an Atlantic journalist was interrupted by a Russian bot claiming Hegseth had not paid his cable bill and needed his credit card number. Hegseth, thinking they said “bar bill,” complied. (Okay, made-up, but not out there)

Every time I hear Musk’s name I think of the cheap cologne I wore in high school and college. Ergo, I think we should create the worst smelling cologne and call it “Musk X”

The unhinged Liar and Chief has a cabinet meeting where he spends time blaming Biden. Apparently, the adderall fog has made him forget who is president (yes, I know it’s supposed to be capitalized, but not for this idiot).

Five things I did last week:
1. Raised my middle finger to an a-hole wielding a chainsaw I’m sure he’s never used.
2. Tried to recall the day Ukraine invaded itself.
3. Drank (see #1 & #2)
4. Thanked my Maine Governor
5. Wondered why Susan Collins was a coward

Just wanted to give praise to my governor, Janet Mills, for showing the rest of America how to stand-up to a bully tyrant. I would warn said tyrant wannabe that most Mainer’s, regardless of party, have each other’s back. To put another way: “congratulations Senator Mills.”

February 14, 2025
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Susan Collins lounges poolside at Mar-a-Lago, no doubt being threatened with a Trusk-funded primary, and comes back convinced that Willy Wormbrain and Tulsi Gabbardosky should be confirmed.

If you listen carefully you can hear RFK Jr. & Brent Kavanaugh having a laugh at Susan Collin’s expense as the drunkenly spill their collective beers.

It appears the Republicans are running scared of Trump faster than Josh Hawley running through the halls of Congress on January 6th