Zero
@tomellul.kind.social.ap.brid.gy
TCM Student, Herbal Dispenser, Archivist, Kung Fu Nerd, Jack-of-many-trades, Neurodivergent
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://kind.social/@TomEllul, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://kind.social/@TomEllul, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
tin of mackerel, bag of crisps
I also got kippers and sardines but it's not like I'll be eating all the crisps in one go so they'll last
I also got kippers and sardines but it's not like I'll be eating all the crisps in one go so they'll last
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
tin of mackerel, bag of crisps
I also got kippers and sardines but it's not like I'll be eating all the crisps in one go so they'll last
I also got kippers and sardines but it's not like I'll be eating all the crisps in one go so they'll last
fuck it, I'm off down the shops
yes it's almost 3am
yes it's almost 3am
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
fuck it, I'm off down the shops
yes it's almost 3am
yes it's almost 3am
it's 2am and I have a desire to go to the 24-hour supermarket and grab a tin of fish and a pack of crisps to eat them with
but if I do: which fish?
but if I do: which fish?
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
it's 2am and I have a desire to go to the 24-hour supermarket and grab a tin of fish and a pack of crisps to eat them with
but if I do: which fish?
but if I do: which fish?
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
is "phwoar" performative? in saying "phwoar" does one DO "phwoar"?
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
is "phwoar" performative? in saying "phwoar" does one DO "phwoar"?
people will say shit like "oh, why'd you study English in uni? what good will that ever do you?" and then 15 minutes later be all "omg ur so smart lol"
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
people will say shit like "oh, why'd you study English in uni? what good will that ever do you?" and then 15 minutes later be all "omg ur so smart lol"
you know you're a martial arts nerd when you can identify a martial art in an anime after 2 moves
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
you know you're a martial arts nerd when you can identify a martial art in an anime after 2 moves
I enjoy that the Spider Man (no, the one you're thinking of is Spider-man) in Tojima Wants to be a Kamen Rider uses the alias equivalent of calling himself Eric Nidd-Webber
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I enjoy that the Spider Man (no, the one you're thinking of is Spider-man) in Tojima Wants to be a Kamen Rider uses the alias equivalent of calling himself Eric Nidd-Webber
the other week at work I made a mistake with the post. yesterday someone else did the same. I'm glad I work for an organisation that tolerates failure.
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
the other week at work I made a mistake with the post. yesterday someone else did the same. I'm glad I work for an organisation that tolerates failure.
wonder how it's going for all those celebrities who were ride-or-die for rowling
probably actively shitting themselves
probably actively shitting themselves
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
wonder how it's going for all those celebrities who were ride-or-die for rowling
probably actively shitting themselves
probably actively shitting themselves
a close-up of a smoking pair of shoes is never not funny
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
a close-up of a smoking pair of shoes is never not funny
if nothing else my journal is making me real good at knowing the days of the week in Japanese
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if nothing else my journal is making me real good at knowing the days of the week in Japanese
it's half 5 in the evening
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 AM
it's half 5 in the evening
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🍦 Normal people
🔭 Don't write like this
🥡 Nobody
🦙 Likes
🍿 Reading
🐜 It
🛜 Either
🔭 Don't write like this
🥡 Nobody
🦙 Likes
🍿 Reading
🐜 It
🛜 Either
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 PM
🍦 Normal people
🔭 Don't write like this
🥡 Nobody
🦙 Likes
🍿 Reading
🐜 It
🛜 Either
🔭 Don't write like this
🥡 Nobody
🦙 Likes
🍿 Reading
🐜 It
🛜 Either
alone in the dispensary today ama
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
alone in the dispensary today ama
forgot my watch and bracelet, then had to run to carch my bus without having my inhaler on me. great start.
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
forgot my watch and bracelet, then had to run to carch my bus without having my inhaler on me. great start.
guy in discord server: weather's crazy *links screenshot of weather app showing huge temp variance*
me: yeah same * links screenshot of weather app showing huge temp variance*
second guy: YEAH WELL IT'S -12°C HERE UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN DRIVING SNOW
me: yeah same * links screenshot of weather app showing huge temp variance*
second guy: YEAH WELL IT'S -12°C HERE UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN DRIVING SNOW
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 PM
guy in discord server: weather's crazy *links screenshot of weather app showing huge temp variance*
me: yeah same * links screenshot of weather app showing huge temp variance*
second guy: YEAH WELL IT'S -12°C HERE UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN DRIVING SNOW
me: yeah same * links screenshot of weather app showing huge temp variance*
second guy: YEAH WELL IT'S -12°C HERE UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN DRIVING SNOW
I think I could maybe make a dark green suit work. Maybe plum. I dunno, I wanna do something Not Boring at my brother's wedding. Don't wanna show anyone up, but he and his party will all be in black and it's BORING
January 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I think I could maybe make a dark green suit work. Maybe plum. I dunno, I wanna do something Not Boring at my brother's wedding. Don't wanna show anyone up, but he and his party will all be in black and it's BORING
Christopher Nolan writes films like dumb people write smart people
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Christopher Nolan writes films like dumb people write smart people
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"why don't you just use bluetooth?" because listening to my music as a .flac with good headphones is like when I put on glasses for the first time and could see leaves on a tree
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"why don't you just use bluetooth?" because listening to my music as a .flac with good headphones is like when I put on glasses for the first time and could see leaves on a tree
"ai is the future"
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"ai is the future"
I'm not a mega fan of her music, but I absolutely adore Ado, and find her vocal style and and control ability fascinating.
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I'm not a mega fan of her music, but I absolutely adore Ado, and find her vocal style and and control ability fascinating.
babe wake up new year just dropped
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
babe wake up new year just dropped