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Drooker like snooker and not Drucker like... well, you get the idea.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_de...
Boxes of gold dental caps and dentures from prisoners of the Buchenwald concentration camp, recovered by American troops after the liberation of the camp. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_dental_gold
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Chaotic Good Bunny
Bunny Colvin. Only his friends call him Bunny.
October 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Post something random or have an awful October
A picture of Trump and Starmer at the Best Pals Club 2025. They are celebrating their best pal or the best pal of a former employee they apparently knew nothing about.
September 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Lolly went to the groomers! She is now floofed.
Lolly P. Dollop and her curly curls. Lolly looking like an American news anchor from the 1980s Vito Corleone lamenting how they floofed his pup
September 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Packet of these and a pint of tea. Book or an old film. Raining outside.
A packet of hob nobs
September 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September
A picture of Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
September 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Kenny Bania, looking at cereal eating and serial dating enthusiast Jerry Seinfeld, about to compare his comedy material to a precious metal.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhhahahaha fucking hell
I guess it's what a robot thinks Starmer looks like? He looks like a bully from a Beano strip has grown up and become a bank manager.
August 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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12 or 13

Still my favourite opening line, I think.
The Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
August 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The gnostics were right. We are in hell.
Screen grab from an app Text reads: Wanna make your partner's day? Sun emoji Use our new compliment generator to send a cute message Finger pointing emoji
July 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Mum's at the wedding open bar. Three Baby Guinness back-to-back and the DJ's just dropped 'Bad Romance'
Mum's on a mad one.
July 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Jerry Seinfeld doing one of his signature shrugs when he wasn't busy dating high school girls or getting mad about not being able to do jokes about Pop-Tarts any more.
July 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Headline: Guardian signs licensing deal with ChatGPT owner OpenAI Deal comes day after Guardian was part of a legal case filed against Canadian AI start-up Cohere. Source: https://pressgazette.co.uk/publishers/guardian-openai/
July 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Super Hans from Peep Show saying "People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy."
July 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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A box of 'Grape Nuts' which contain neither 'grape' nor 'nuts'
June 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Memorial sign for the journalist Dawn Foster (author of the above tweet) painted on a white wall. Sign reads 'Dawn Foster Forever ♥️'
June 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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repost with a favorite book from childhood
Curtis the Hip-Hop Cat by Gini Wade
April 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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EXCLUSIVE:
Leaked excerpt of Chancellor Reeves' Spring Statement
Gonna kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Behold the sparkle of champagne The crime rate's gone, feel free again Oh, life's a breeze with you, Miss Lily White Jane Fonda on the screen today Convinced the liberals it's okay So let's get dressed and dance away the night While they kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Behold the sparkle of champagne The crime rate's gone, feel free again Oh, life's a breeze with you, Miss Lily White Jane Fonda on the screen today Convinced the liberals it's okay So let's get dressed and dance away the night While they kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor Kill kill kill kill kill the poor tonight
March 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Scene from Futurama "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" Season 3 / Episode 12 Leela (rendered stupid by levitating brain aliens) asks Queequeg from the book Moby Dick (made real by said levitating brain aliens) "Is there Mrs. Queequeg?"
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Got an email from netflix today
Marlo from The Wire at his final New Day Co-op meeting saying Price of the brick going up, except 'brick' has been changed to ''flix'. Behind him is a huge neon sign that says 'netflix' which I have badly written in using a free app. It is the latest in a hugely successful meme format that I invented and has brought me fame and riches. Make your own!
February 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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My new* favourite Leonard Nimoy fact!

*and first
Text from Wikipedia - His singing during his bar mitzvah at age 13 was so good he was asked to repeat his performance the following week at another synagogue. William Shatner said, "He is still the only man I know whose voice was two bar mitzvahs good!"
December 18, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the _cinema_ as a kid.
A still from the film Battleship Potemkin. A black and white picture of a pram falling down a flight of stone steps. Dead bodies are scattered on the steps. A woman is raised slightly with her hands to her mouth.
December 13, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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Happy 13/12 to all who celebrate!
December 13, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 6:54 AM