Tom Clements
tomclements.bsky.social
Tom Clements
@tomclements.bsky.social
Singer /Songwriter/ Author
Ballad of the Jilted Jackel
(Part One)
I was having myself a normal day
But now I’m breaking down
I was starting fights and abusing rights
While polishing my crown
When suddenly on my TV screen
An image did appear
There was Narendra Modi of India
Holding hands with my Vladimir
September 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
(Part Two)
I don’t know how this got started
I didn’t know they were even friends
It broke my heart, tore my world apart
I even soiled my Depends
Two hours alone in a Limo together
I cannot bear the thought
I ripped all his Love Letters
And the presents he had bought
September 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
(Part Three)
It hurt my massive Ego
And tore apart my Pride
Now all you little Brown Mother Fuckers
Had best go run and hide.
September 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Today we celebrated a Pig festival at the opening of trump's new Concentration Camp, Alligator Auschwitz. A new torturous prison to house people of a certain race snatched off the street by a special federal police force.
THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT, 1936 ALL OVER AGAIN.
TIME TO TAKE IT TO THE STREETS
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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June 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can anyone believe Christy Noam's description of habeas corpus? How is this possible? She makes Sarah Palin look like a genius.
May 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I just saw an interview with Marcie Shore that described the trump Amin. as the gang that couldn't Shoot Straight. How accurate
May 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A Total Fucking Loser
Morning Dispatch
open.substack.com
April 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
trumps reasoning for tariffs: We're getting ripped off, I guess when you spend your whole life and career ripping people off, then you naturally suspect that everyone is a Ripoff
April 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by Tom Clements
😂🤣😂
March 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Why would Zelensky say thank you to Chump and J.D. Fuckface when they have only been in office for five weeks. J.D., you wouldn't make a hair on Zelensky's xxx Uh big toe
March 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Don’t Fear the Reaper
Now we will see Donny’s next episode
The beacon of democracy he tries to explode
As we see our freedoms begin to erode
Just give him a year and watch him Implode
Now we see the threat that he poses
He hands out Shit and claims it’s Roses......
March 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
THANK YOU JOE THANK YOU JOE THANK YOU JOE
January 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
trump's lawyers are appealing his conviction. Next, they're giving their presents back to Santa Clause
January 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I can't believe Jack Smith is dropping the Jan. 6,
insurrection case against trump. He won't be president forever, probably not more than two years (provided the Democrats grow a pair). Either way, this sets a dangerous precedent. If Garland had taken his thumb out of his ass he'd be in jail
January 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I heard that Mari Green is accusing Biden of wanting to drain all the water out of North Carolina for the California fires. Why doesn't she go blow them out with her BIG MOUTH
January 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Continued...... is there an alternative to Amazon? I love my Amazon but if Basos wants to give that s.o.b money then he's not getting any more of mine. Boycott, Boycott, Boycott all you can, and let them know. That's the only thing they would understand
January 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
• When I said Home of the cowards, it wasn't meant for any of my fellow Bluesky users, I'm talking about Suckergurg (Elon's not worth mentioning, fuck him) and all the rest of these rich pricks who are afraid of losing their ill-gotten gains.
January 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
America Land of the Free and Home of the Cowards
January 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let the Orange Prick and all of his cronies keep on and let the people see what they really are and in two years they'll elect a democratic house and senate and then we can put this mother fucker in jail where he belongs
January 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I live in a Habitat for Humanity house. It's not welfare, it's a non-interest loan. Jimmy followed an old law in the Jewish and early Christians times considering Usury (charging interest) as a sin. My house cost 60K to build in 2001 and that's what I paid. Not 120K to the bank like my neighbors
December 30, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Those are not drones over New Jersey. They are Dark Angels coming down to announce the arrival of the Anti-Christ!!!!
December 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
On $Kash Patel's new hit list of all those that he is threatening to prosecute. It's as if John Gotti (trump) was elected Police Commissioner and is sending his lieutenant out to get all of the police that investigated him
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Breaking News.
They caught Pontius Pilate
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM