Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Schrödinger’s cat: look, we’ve been over this
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
STS researcher: The cup is an affordance
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Schrödinger’s cat: look, we’ve been over this