Tom Cairney
@tomcairney.bsky.social
Mets. Celtic FC. Ben Folds Five. NYCFC. DSA. Jets. Team Fred. He/him. YNWA. Mayo for Sam LFGM 8647 🇺🇸🏴🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇲🇽 🇬🇱 🌹🥄🍀🗽🌎 ☘️🟥🟩 🎃 🍁🐸
Anyone know anything about this? This seems scammy
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Anyone know anything about this? This seems scammy
It is with great fanfare that I announce on this Election Day, Annie’s appointment as Chief Mouser of my Cabinet. Specifically, if she sees a mouse in my cabinet, she has a license to kill
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It is with great fanfare that I announce on this Election Day, Annie’s appointment as Chief Mouser of my Cabinet. Specifically, if she sees a mouse in my cabinet, she has a license to kill
Always love spirited discourse
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Always love spirited discourse
If JK Rowling has a problem with me identifying as a man, while having a pussy between my legs, she can keep her opinion to herself
October 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If JK Rowling has a problem with me identifying as a man, while having a pussy between my legs, she can keep her opinion to herself
Pouring one out for a Mets season that gave me all I ever expect
September 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Pouring one out for a Mets season that gave me all I ever expect
Somebody turned one today
September 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Somebody turned one today
Taking your cue…
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Taking your cue…
I paired a tart sauv blanc with sour patch kids. Sommelier certification, please!
September 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I paired a tart sauv blanc with sour patch kids. Sommelier certification, please!
This performance was more than remotely funny
September 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This performance was more than remotely funny
BREAKING: President Trump leaves the White House this morning
September 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BREAKING: President Trump leaves the White House this morning
Celtic could have used Annie today
August 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Celtic could have used Annie today
Got out of work early
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Got out of work early
Inventor of the hula hoop dead at 101
July 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Inventor of the hula hoop dead at 101
NYT: Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?
July 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
NYT: Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?
How do you discuss the poverty line without discussing percentages? What point did you think you were making when you asked this question?
July 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How do you discuss the poverty line without discussing percentages? What point did you think you were making when you asked this question?
I miss you, my brother
July 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I miss you, my brother
Lindsey’s got this energy in that pic
July 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Lindsey’s got this energy in that pic
(In an affected German accent): Lose all credibility you say?
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
(In an affected German accent): Lose all credibility you say?