Tom Basgen, Mr. Saint Paul
@tombasgen.bsky.social
Your friend and Neighbor. Local Oaf. I work for Saura. I foster teeny little kittens. I love you.
I dedicate a significant portion of my time to the care of vulnerable animals so let God decide if I am heartless but if I thought there was a dangerous beast in front of my car I would not post to Facebook. I would use the enormous hunk of metal available to me.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I dedicate a significant portion of my time to the care of vulnerable animals so let God decide if I am heartless but if I thought there was a dangerous beast in front of my car I would not post to Facebook. I would use the enormous hunk of metal available to me.
I think hard about how and why politics are screwed up every day and then Facebook will just serve up a post that’s like “An adult controlling 3000 lbs of steel is afraid of a hat.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think hard about how and why politics are screwed up every day and then Facebook will just serve up a post that’s like “An adult controlling 3000 lbs of steel is afraid of a hat.”
Thinking about “cut every boulevard tree down” lady again.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Thinking about “cut every boulevard tree down” lady again.
This causes me psychic damage.
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This causes me psychic damage.
Finally. A product that tells my friends that I poop more than the average.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Finally. A product that tells my friends that I poop more than the average.
Illegally tall fence. I’m a hater for sure.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Illegally tall fence. I’m a hater for sure.
There is a receptionist there with maybe the best sense of humor that’s ever been.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There is a receptionist there with maybe the best sense of humor that’s ever been.
My ass old as hell in the woc.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My ass old as hell in the woc.
One remains.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
One remains.
What are you people doing in there?! Why do all of you have full tint now? When did we make stop signs and red lights optional? Did we take additional classes to become this kind of dog shit?
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What are you people doing in there?! Why do all of you have full tint now? When did we make stop signs and red lights optional? Did we take additional classes to become this kind of dog shit?
I experience your bad driving when I’m on foot and bicycle but I mostly zip it because I just think I experience it more intensely without a car. But I’m wrong! It’s worse when I am among you! You’re so bad at driving it’s WILD.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I experience your bad driving when I’m on foot and bicycle but I mostly zip it because I just think I experience it more intensely without a car. But I’m wrong! It’s worse when I am among you! You’re so bad at driving it’s WILD.
I would hire any dishwasher Ive ever worked with for literally any job before I would hire someone with a resume the NYT would approve of.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I would hire any dishwasher Ive ever worked with for literally any job before I would hire someone with a resume the NYT would approve of.
Like The Klob should have to walk into work and get 70 texts saying “Heads up! There’s a pedophile!” I feel like that’d motivate her to lock a few of them up just to get her screen time numbers down.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Like The Klob should have to walk into work and get 70 texts saying “Heads up! There’s a pedophile!” I feel like that’d motivate her to lock a few of them up just to get her screen time numbers down.
What’s crazier is that there is probably some FBI agent getting paid triple my wages to put me on a list for a post like this that ensures that I will never hold a job that could hold one of the pedophiles accountable.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What’s crazier is that there is probably some FBI agent getting paid triple my wages to put me on a list for a post like this that ensures that I will never hold a job that could hold one of the pedophiles accountable.
We don’t want our kids shot up or our elders robbed. Simple as.
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We don’t want our kids shot up or our elders robbed. Simple as.
It’s Dale and the guy with the completely feral bull terrier. Dale’s nice but the bull terrier guy is probably a convo worth skipping 😂
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s Dale and the guy with the completely feral bull terrier. Dale’s nice but the bull terrier guy is probably a convo worth skipping 😂
We’re mostly an industrial park, freeway, and the river.
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We’re mostly an industrial park, freeway, and the river.
It’s not accepting “For the love of GOD! Montressor!!!”
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It’s not accepting “For the love of GOD! Montressor!!!”