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Misha
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Be curious, not judgmental.

Multi-fandom fic writer. See my work on AO3.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/tomatopudding

Cross-stitch lover. Follow my progress on tumblr.

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Misha @tomato-pudding.bsky.social · Jan 30
I’ve been writing fan fiction since 2008, when I was but a wee lass (gender neutral) of 14. Now, here we are 16 years, over 400 published works, and more than 1 million words later.

Please enjoy my self-proclaimed greatest hits, a continuing 🧵

#fanfiction #writing #fandom #shamelessselfpromotion
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
Spooky season has officially started, so guess what fic is going to be posted VERY SOON 👀💀🦴🕵️‍♂️
October 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
Still alive, still writing Buddie forensic anthropologist/FBI agent AU. I’m just bad at social media 😩 Please accept this picture of Tessie napping as penance.

#cat #tortie #justcatthings
July 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
In honor of season 8B starting tonight, I’m gonna bump this.

Technically it takes place after 8x08, but it may end up becoming non-canon compliant depending on what the time jump is to 8x09.

Enjoy!

#buddie #fanfiction #911onABC #fluff #firstkiss
tomato-pudding.bsky.social Misha @tomato-pudding.bsky.social · Mar 5
Conscious of Our Treasures
9-1-1
#Buddie, Maddie/Chimney
General
3925 words

Summary: Buck wanted to have a chill Thanksgiving with Eddie, but of course his parents have to decide to ruin it. Although in the end, not too much is actually ruined. #fanfiction

archiveofourown.org/works/60919948
March 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
Extra #wipWednesday gift!

For your enjoyment, I give you FBI agent Eddie’s timeline. Carefully constructed after much research on the army and the FBI.

I have timelines for the all main characters in varying amounts of detail. Is that something people would like to see?

✍️We Speak for the Dead
March 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
✍️We Speak for the Dead
✍️ #Buddie slowburn, forensic anthropologist Buck, FBI agent Eddie

Short one, I know. I’ve started having to edit these snippets so I don’t give away any of the plot twists.

#fanfiction #911onABC #wipWednesday
This time, Detective Ransone was available so it was he who met Eddie outside the entrance of the building. “Special Agent Diaz.” When Athena called him by his title, it felt like a kind sort of teasing. When Lou Ransone said it, it sounded like he didn’t know if Eddie really deserved to carry it. His handshake was also assessing and overly firm. Eddie willed himself not to react. “Detective Ransone,” he said mildly, “glad you could join me this time. Athena filled you in on the interview with the ex-boyfriend?” “She did,” Ransone confirmed, “and I listened to the recording. There won’t be any way of not mentioning all of the details of the remains this time around. You know that, right?” Eddie didn’t particularly like being talked down to like a child but he resisted the urge to snap back. “Of course. I wasn’t planning on it.”
March 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
I promise that the Buddie Bones AU has not been forgotten! It’s just been an abnormally busy couple of weeks at work (forensic anthropology is unpredictable like that…)

✍️We Speak for the Dead✍️

To make up for it, today you will be getting a snippet AND a special treat 👀

Stay tuned!

#wipwednesday
March 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
✍️We Speak for the Dead
✍️ #Buddie slow burn, forensic anthropologist Buck, FBI agent Eddie

Word count check! I’m not even finished yet. I think I may make it to 20k, and this is just episode 1 of season 1.

I’m not gonna write every episode but I have…plans.

#wipwednesday #911onABC #fanfiction
14,488 words
February 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
✍️We Speak for the Dead
✍️ #Buddie slowburn, forensic anthropologist Buck, FBI agent Eddie

Eddie is having his very own whatta man moment. Don’t mind him.

#wipwednesday #fanfiction #911onabc
The anthropology lab was one big room with a row of three large lab tables. One of them was covered in various metal trays that held lidded jars containing…something in a clear liquid. Some of the trays had empty jars with individual bones or groups of bone pieces arranged in some specific way beside them. The second lab table was empty, but the third held a spread of bones—Eddie could recognize a skull but the rest was beyond him—with a man in a lab coat leaning over them. ”Buck,” Bobby sighed, “we got the adjustable tables so that you wouldn’t have to ruin your back while you work.” The man looked up and grinned, the broadness of it making his eyes crinkle up in the corners. His blue, blue eyes. Then he straightened and Eddie could practically feel the thoughts draining out of his brain. Evan Buckley was tall and broad and had an enchanting smile and amazing blue eyes and…yup. Eddie had never been more sure in his entire life just how completely and utterly gay he was. Okay then. He could hear a voice that sounded suspiciously like Shannon laughing in that back of his mind. Nobody had been more unsurprised than her when he’d come out. ”It’s a right of passage for all anthropologists,” Evan Buckley—Buck—told Bobby, “We may not die young, but our joints sure do.” ”I would rather you just avoid all that,” said Bobby, “C’mon, kid.”
February 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
I’ve been writing fan fiction since 2008, when I was but a wee lass (gender neutral) of 14. Now, here we are 16 years, over 400 published works, and more than 1 million words later.

Please enjoy my self-proclaimed greatest hits, a continuing 🧵

#fanfiction #writing #fandom #shamelessselfpromotion
January 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
Sorry for no snippet yesterday, I was a bit busy singing at a local gay bar.

To (kinda) make up for that, I’m going to put together a thread of my favorite works I’ve ever posted.

It’ll be multi-fandom and it’ll be long. Watch this space later today!
#fanfiction #writing #throwbackthursday
January 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
✍️ We Speak for the Dead
✍️ #Buddie slow burn, forensic anthropologist Buck, FBI agent Eddie

I am Buck and Buck is me.

#wipwednesday #fanfiction #writing
It wasn’t enough to say that Cleo could match the profile Buck had put together, identification and the confirmation of it required something more. When he’d texted Buck — his phone number obtained from an oddly amused and obliging Athena Grant — to ask about the possibility of facial reconstruction from the skull like kind he had seen on National Geographic of Neanderthals and the like, Eddie had received three texts and two voice notes of increasing length ranting about how facial reconstruction was “an art not a science, Eddie, completely made up and based on too many assumptions so don’t believe everything you see, geeze.” It was a little ridiculous and a lot endearing just how passionate Buck got about every topic connected to his work.
January 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
✍️ We Speak for the Dead
✍️ #Buddie slowburn, forensic anthropologist Buck and FBI agent Eddie AU

It’s #wipwednesday time! I bring to you all some cute little flirting between our boys.

#fanfiction #writing #911onABC
Eddie wasn’t sure what he meant to say, but for some reason the thing that popped out of his mouth was, “Groovy.” Buck blinked at him a moment and then burst into a full belly laugh. Eddie felt like his ears might catch fire with the strength of his blush. “Because of the rainbow thing,” he tried to explain, “you know, rainbow, colors, groovy. Shut up.” But Eddie was laughing by then too, any speck of anxiety he had been feeling completely gone. “I judged you so wrongly,” Buck told him when they finally calmed, “I saw the suit and heard your agent title, I kind of expected you to be some kind of macho meathead, but you’re kind of a dork, aren’t you?” “I feel like I should be offended,” Eddie commented mildly, “And you’re one to talk, what do you need all those muscles for anyway?” “Just because brainy is the new sexy, it doesn’t mean I can’t want to be regular sexy,” Buck told him with a grin.
January 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
✍️ We Speak for the Dead
✍️ #Buddie slow burn, forensic anthropologist Buck, FBI agent Eddie

Even without seeing them interact before, Hen knows what’s up.
#fanfiction #writing #911onABC
“Ah, no. A little birdie told me we have some DNA results,” Eddie replied, sticking his hands in his pockets and wandering closer. “Is that so,” Bobby mused, raising an eyebrow at Buck, whose ears and back of his neck flushed pink, “Funny, that was on my to do list for this afternoon.” Buck started to turn away from the stove. “Bobby, I—“ “Stir,” commanded Bobby, pointing a finger sternly, “don’t stop. Remember that you were the one who insisted on making risotto.” “And now we know why,” Hen murmured under his breath, but still loud enough for Eddie to hear. Eddie chose to ignore that and the implications behind it, “I don’t want to intrude or anything.” He hedged, rocking back on his heels. “Not at all,” Bobby assured him, “you’re welcome any time.”
January 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
Me before starting my #Buddie Bones AU: Super slow burn! Takes years to admit their attraction!

Also me while writing: Eddie thinking about how hot Buck is immediately. Eddie and Buck can’t stop flirting.

Must. Resist. Urge. To let them. Kiss.

#fanfiction #writing #911onABC
January 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the eighth (and final) night of #Chanukah what do we do?

We gather with our family
Give each other presents
Get to dance the hora
Eat chocolate gelt!
Listen to the story
Spin a little dreidel
Make potato latkes
Light the shamash and another candle too

#ShariLewis #LambChop #nostalgia #Jewish
January 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
Finally back with another #wipwednesday ! Extra long this time to make up for my previous lack.

✍️We Speak for the Dead
✍️forensic anthropologist Buck, FBI Agent Eddie

A little glimpse into some family dynamics. #eddiediaz #christopherdiaz #shannondiaz (formerly)
Of course he wouldn’t tell Chris about some things and he couldn’t talk about others because of the NDAs he’d signed with the FBI and the LAPD and the One Eighteen, but he gave Chris the basics. “His whole job is skeletons?” Chris breathed when Eddie told him about Buck. “That’s so cool!” And Eddie really should have guessed. His son wasn’t a fan of blood and other such gross things, but bones? Well that was a bit close to his whole dinosaur obsession to not be considered the absolutely coolest thing. Eddie was sure Buck would have some choice words about the differences between paleontology and anthropology. “This doesn’t sound like doing homework to me.” Chris’s head whipped around to look somewhere off screen. “Mom, dad met a skeleton man at work!” Chris explained. Shannon wandered into frame with an amused look on her face. “Is that so?” “An anthropologist,” Eddie clarified, “he works with bones.” “Skeleton man,” repeated Shannon with an understanding nod, “got it. Alright, Chris; have you done your math yet?” The groan Chris let out had Eddie rolling his lips together to stifle a laugh. “I don’t like pre-algebra,” Christopher whined, “it’s hard. Why do we need to have letters in math anyway. I don’t get it.” “Well lucky for you,” Shannon said, “you have easy access to a math genius. Give me your father, I’m sure if you ask nicely, Paul will explain it and help you with your homework.” Chris continued to grumble even as he collected his math notebook and ambled away. Eddie gave it a few moments after he could no longer hear Chris before he burst into laughter, Shannon’s giggles soon joining him. Even weirdly tinny and broken up from the sometimes unstable connection the sound still brought him joy. Shannon had been his friend before she’d become the mother of his child and Eddie was so glad that she could now be both without the weight of their ill-advised marriage hanging over their heads.
January 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the seventh night of #Chanukah what do we do?

We give each other presents
Get to dance the hora
Eat chocolate gelt!
Listen to the story
Spin a little dreidel
Make potato latkes
Light the shamash and another candle too
A cartoon image of a square present in red wrapping paper with white stars and a yellow and orange gradient ribbon tied in a bow
December 31, 2024 at 6:56 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the sixth night of #Chanukah what do we do?

We get to dance the hora
Eat chocolate gelt!
Listen to the story
Spins little dreidel
Make potato latkes
Light the shamash and another candle too
A black and white photo of people doing a traditional Jewish folk dance. They are in two concentric circles and everyone has their arms extended to their sides to rest their hands on each other’s forearms.
December 31, 2024 at 3:49 AM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the fifth night of #Chanukah what do we do?

Eat chocolate gelt!
Listen to the story
Spin a little dreidel
Make potato latkes
Light the shamash and another candle too
Several stacks of gold-colored coins with Stars of David on them. In the foreground there is one that is half peeled to reveal that it is a chocolate coin inside a gold foil cover. In the front of the foreground there is a fully unwrapped milk chocolate coin.
December 29, 2024 at 8:12 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the fourth night of #Chanukah what do we do?

We listen to the story
Spin a little dreidel
Make potato latkes
Light the shamash and another candle too
The cover of a kid’s book. Along the top there is written the title “Maccabee! The Story of Hanukkah”, on the bottom left is the author name “Tilda Balsley”, on the bottom right there is written “Illustrated by David Harrington.” The Fierer of the image is taken up by five men drawn in a stylized fashion. The man in the middle foreground has reddish-brown hair and beard and is wearing a tunic striped in two shades of blue and is holding a wooden staff as well as a shield with a Star of David on it. Just behind him are two men, one with dark brown hair and beard wearing a turquoise tunic and one with light brown hair and beard wearing a yellow-brown tunic behind them is a younger male with dark brown hair in a blue tunic holding a bow with a quiver of arrows on his back. In the lower left background of the image the fifth man is wearing a blue tunic and blue cape and has a white beard and hair that is balding on the top.
December 29, 2024 at 4:01 AM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the third night of #Chanukah what do we do?

We spin a little dreidel
Make potato latkes
Light the shamash and another candle too
A wicker bowl filled with different versions of a dreidel, a spinning top with a letter on each side that is used to play a game during the holiday of Chanukah.
December 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the second night of #Chanukah what do we do?

We make potato latkes
Light the shamash and another candle too.
A plate of fried potato pancakes that look a lot like hash browns with a dollop of sour cream on top sprinkled with chives. They are accompanied by a bowl of sour cream and a bowl of apple sauce.
December 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
On the first night of #Chanukah what do we do?

Light the shamash and another candle too
Clip art of a yellow candelabra that has a tall center candle holder with four candle holders on either side of the center one. The side candle holders are shorter than the center one but are all the same height as each other. There are lit candles in the center candle holder and the one all the way to the right. The candelabra is on a purple background in the shape of a square with rounded corners.
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
#throwbackthursday #fanfiction
Continuing my own TBT trend, more fic as school assignments.

Title: My Meiosis
Fandom: Scrubs
General

Our favorite characters are chromosomes. Just cute and silly vibes. Idk y’all, high school me was…interesting. #writing

archiveofourown.org/works/204197
My Meiosis - tomatopudding - Scrubs [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 19, 2024 at 8:49 PM
tomato-pudding.bsky.social
#wipwednesday
✍️ We Speak For the Dead
✍️ 9-1-1, #Buddie slowburn

So I *am* a forensic anthropologist and TBH this whole fic stemmed from the idea of “what if Bones was actually accurate.” It has now become an exercise of just how me-coded I can make Buck. The answer is all. 💀 #fanfiction #911onABC
Buck sighed, “You don’t know a single thing, do you.” “Uh, rude.” “I can’t,” Buck continued as if Eddie hadn’t spoken, “just look at some skeletal remains from twenty feet away and say ‘oh look, this was a 39 year old White man who was 5 foot 10.’ That’s not how this works. It’s not how any of this works. Forensic anthropology is a science. I mean, sure it’s not the most exact science, we’re always talking in estimations. But they’re estimations based on observations and measurements and known data with the statistics to back it up. So, no, Agent Diaz, I can’t ’give you anything.’ Not yet. It takes time so you’ll just have to have a little patience.” The longer he’d spoken, the more animated Buck had become, his arms going haywire. His chest was heaving as if he’d just run a marathon and Eddie couldn’t help but be impressed. “Kinda feels like you’ve been waiting a long time to say that, huh.”
December 18, 2024 at 9:13 PM