Tomas Ahlbeck
@tomascomedian.bsky.social
Dark, bitter and absurd Swedish cult comedian. 'Brilliant writing and some very dark humour.' https://tomasahlbeck.com
Author of ’En clowns död’ ( Death of a clown). https://ahlbeck.net
Woke leftist in the eyes of the far right.Kalmar FF forever❤️
Author of ’En clowns död’ ( Death of a clown). https://ahlbeck.net
Woke leftist in the eyes of the far right.Kalmar FF forever❤️
I just published "Apple Passwords and UpLock might replace 1Password (or not)" over at @Medium . The people at Mac O'Clock posted it on their publication aswell. Cewl... medium.com/macoclock/ap...
#passwordmanagers #apple #macOS
#passwordmanagers #apple #macOS
Apple Passwords and UpLock might replace 1Password (or not)
Some Mac users have voiced issues with the use of Electron in the 1Password desktop app. That and its pricing makes users look for options.
medium.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I just published "Apple Passwords and UpLock might replace 1Password (or not)" over at @Medium . The people at Mac O'Clock posted it on their publication aswell. Cewl... medium.com/macoclock/ap...
#passwordmanagers #apple #macOS
#passwordmanagers #apple #macOS
"Without general elections, without unrestricted freedom of press and assembly, without a free struggle of opinion, life dies out in every public institution."
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Without general elections, without unrestricted freedom of press and assembly, without a free struggle of opinion, life dies out in every public institution."
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
"Without general elections, without unrestricted freedom of press and assembly, without a free struggle of opinion, life dies out in every public institution."
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
October 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"Without general elections, without unrestricted freedom of press and assembly, without a free struggle of opinion, life dies out in every public institution."
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
- Rosa Luxemburg
"covfefe"
-Donald Trump
Note to self: never never ever try to give friendly advice on Reddit. It seems to be important for some to ignore what the post is about, but just throw insults regardless. A bit stupid though when my comment actually confirmed what he wrote himself.
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Note to self: never never ever try to give friendly advice on Reddit. It seems to be important for some to ignore what the post is about, but just throw insults regardless. A bit stupid though when my comment actually confirmed what he wrote himself.
Ny uppdatering på min sida KnöstoftaMagazinet.
A new update to my website KnöstoftaMagazinet. Among the new functions you will find a quick translate in the upper right corner.
knostofta.se/nya-regler-f...
#Satire #humour #politics
A new update to my website KnöstoftaMagazinet. Among the new functions you will find a quick translate in the upper right corner.
knostofta.se/nya-regler-f...
#Satire #humour #politics
Nya regler för ersättning till politiker och allmänhet | KNÖSTOFTAMAGAZINET
Som följd av den aktuella debatten om rätten till bidrag beslutade kommunfullmäktige i Knöstofta under morgondagen att ändra bidragsreglerna. Att beslutet kan meddelas media redan idag förklaras av…
knostofta.se
August 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ny uppdatering på min sida KnöstoftaMagazinet.
A new update to my website KnöstoftaMagazinet. Among the new functions you will find a quick translate in the upper right corner.
knostofta.se/nya-regler-f...
#Satire #humour #politics
A new update to my website KnöstoftaMagazinet. Among the new functions you will find a quick translate in the upper right corner.
knostofta.se/nya-regler-f...
#Satire #humour #politics
An old clip I once made. Found it in an old folder. Will make more. Watch that and some of my standup clips at Youtube:
#comedy #humour#humor #standup
youtu.be/kLoVBwO7Ad8
#comedy #humour#humor #standup
youtu.be/kLoVBwO7Ad8
Tomas Ahlbeck IS the ventriloquist
YouTube video by Tomas Ahlbeck Standup
youtu.be
August 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
An old clip I once made. Found it in an old folder. Will make more. Watch that and some of my standup clips at Youtube:
#comedy #humour#humor #standup
youtu.be/kLoVBwO7Ad8
#comedy #humour#humor #standup
youtu.be/kLoVBwO7Ad8
A smart fish: Brain sturgeon
#ohnonothimagain
#ohnonothimagain
June 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A smart fish: Brain sturgeon
#ohnonothimagain
#ohnonothimagain
Enligt Swärdh gäller det att ”ha beredskap”. Visst, men de senaste matcherna har visat hur tunn truppen är. Och de som får chansen lyckas inte alltid ta den. Så nog behövs det förstärkningar. En i varje lagdel. #kalmarff
June 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Enligt Swärdh gäller det att ”ha beredskap”. Visst, men de senaste matcherna har visat hur tunn truppen är. Och de som får chansen lyckas inte alltid ta den. Så nog behövs det förstärkningar. En i varje lagdel. #kalmarff
Planning my upcoming standup special. ”Wish you were here: standup in an empty venue”. No tickets available.
#standupcomedy #livingthedream
#standupcomedy #livingthedream
May 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Planning my upcoming standup special. ”Wish you were here: standup in an empty venue”. No tickets available.
#standupcomedy #livingthedream
#standupcomedy #livingthedream
This is what will happen when fascists get to decide what is free speech.
www.politico.eu/article/x-bl...
www.politico.eu/article/x-bl...
Musk’s X blocks account of jailed Erdoğan rival
Musk’s platform is challenging the government order to block Istanbul Mayor Ekrem İmamoğlu’s account.
www.politico.eu
May 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This is what will happen when fascists get to decide what is free speech.
www.politico.eu/article/x-bl...
www.politico.eu/article/x-bl...
Ingen Melker Hallberg i truppen idag. En tung tung försvagning. Det ställer hårda krav på övriga att stiga fram och kämpa för föreningsemblemet på tröjan. #kalmarff
May 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ingen Melker Hallberg i truppen idag. En tung tung försvagning. Det ställer hårda krav på övriga att stiga fram och kämpa för föreningsemblemet på tröjan. #kalmarff
Made the mistake to check in on Xitter to read an entry about Swedish football. The timeline was filled with racism, sexism and bigotry. Logged out as fast as I could. Nice to open Bluesky after that.
May 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Made the mistake to check in on Xitter to read an entry about Swedish football. The timeline was filled with racism, sexism and bigotry. Logged out as fast as I could. Nice to open Bluesky after that.
Johan Persson meddelar att han avgår som partiledare.
Samma dag meddelar IFK Värnamo att de sparkar tränarna.
Slump?
#allsvenskan
Samma dag meddelar IFK Värnamo att de sparkar tränarna.
Slump?
#allsvenskan
April 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Johan Persson meddelar att han avgår som partiledare.
Samma dag meddelar IFK Värnamo att de sparkar tränarna.
Slump?
#allsvenskan
Samma dag meddelar IFK Värnamo att de sparkar tränarna.
Slump?
#allsvenskan
Reposted by Tomas Ahlbeck
"Let’s start with security guarantees. Putin has never agreed to them for Ukraine—in any form"
Read Bob Kagan on the Trump capitulation to Russia
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Read Bob Kagan on the Trump capitulation to Russia
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Trump Is Offering Putin Another Munich
Hitler didn’t want a peace deal, and neither does Putin.
www.theatlantic.com
March 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"Let’s start with security guarantees. Putin has never agreed to them for Ukraine—in any form"
Read Bob Kagan on the Trump capitulation to Russia
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Read Bob Kagan on the Trump capitulation to Russia
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
I just got an account at Substack. This is my first entry:
open.substack.com/pub/tomasahl...
open.substack.com/pub/tomasahl...
One of those deadly days
It was just one of those days.
open.substack.com
March 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I just got an account at Substack. This is my first entry:
open.substack.com/pub/tomasahl...
open.substack.com/pub/tomasahl...
Reposted by Tomas Ahlbeck
When will media start calling the Musk-Trump axis what it is: the most audacious Bribery scheme in the history of the United States?
Musk gives Trump and his political operations a record-setting $290 million pre-election, and post-election Musk stands to make untold billions off Trump’s largesse.
Musk gives Trump and his political operations a record-setting $290 million pre-election, and post-election Musk stands to make untold billions off Trump’s largesse.
Musk’s SpaceX Could Secure Billions in New Contracts Under Trump
The boost in federal spending for SpaceX will come in part as a result of actions by President Trump and Elon Musk’s allies and employees who hold government positions. Supporters say he has the best ...
www.nytimes.com
March 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When will media start calling the Musk-Trump axis what it is: the most audacious Bribery scheme in the history of the United States?
Musk gives Trump and his political operations a record-setting $290 million pre-election, and post-election Musk stands to make untold billions off Trump’s largesse.
Musk gives Trump and his political operations a record-setting $290 million pre-election, and post-election Musk stands to make untold billions off Trump’s largesse.
”We want to get criminals out of our country.”
Comes from a convicted sex criminal.
www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/p...
Comes from a convicted sex criminal.
www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/p...
Trump says he didn’t sign proclamation invoking Alien Enemies Act | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Friday downplayed his involvement in invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1789 to deport Venezuelan migrants, saying for the first time that he hadn’t signed the proclamation, e...
www.cnn.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
”We want to get criminals out of our country.”
Comes from a convicted sex criminal.
www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/p...
Comes from a convicted sex criminal.
www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/p...
Reposted by Tomas Ahlbeck
Disgusting, even for Trump.
Trump Ripped For Using Children As Props In Bizarre Signing Ceremony To Dismantle Education Department
This is gross even for him.
www.comicsands.com
March 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Disgusting, even for Trump.
Istanbuls borgmästare avsätts
Senaste nytt • Snabba nyheter från Aftonbladet
www.aftonbladet.se
March 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by Tomas Ahlbeck
Day 61 of the Golden Age of America:
Trump revoked Biden & Hillary’s clearances, threatened Maine’s governor, and unveiled a fighter jet like it’s Call of Duty.
Musk got sued, protested, and called for judge impeachments—because tantrums are policy now.
#Krasnov #SaveDemocracy #FElon #Classless
Trump revoked Biden & Hillary’s clearances, threatened Maine’s governor, and unveiled a fighter jet like it’s Call of Duty.
Musk got sued, protested, and called for judge impeachments—because tantrums are policy now.
#Krasnov #SaveDemocracy #FElon #Classless
March 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Day 61 of the Golden Age of America:
Trump revoked Biden & Hillary’s clearances, threatened Maine’s governor, and unveiled a fighter jet like it’s Call of Duty.
Musk got sued, protested, and called for judge impeachments—because tantrums are policy now.
#Krasnov #SaveDemocracy #FElon #Classless
Trump revoked Biden & Hillary’s clearances, threatened Maine’s governor, and unveiled a fighter jet like it’s Call of Duty.
Musk got sued, protested, and called for judge impeachments—because tantrums are policy now.
#Krasnov #SaveDemocracy #FElon #Classless
Träningsmatch mellan #KalmarFF och Kongsvinger. 17 minuter spelade, ledning för norrmännen. Jafarpour som vanligt hopplös som högerback. "Resan hem" kräver en stabilare startelva än den här om det ska lyckas.
March 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Träningsmatch mellan #KalmarFF och Kongsvinger. 17 minuter spelade, ledning för norrmännen. Jafarpour som vanligt hopplös som högerback. "Resan hem" kräver en stabilare startelva än den här om det ska lyckas.