Dan
@tomahuacpapi.bsky.social
Bitter old queen. Prepare to be underwhelmed.
What do you call a grinch but for Thanksgiving? Asking for me.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What do you call a grinch but for Thanksgiving? Asking for me.
Is it safe to stop watching jimmy kimmel now? I want to support free speech but I don’t find him funny. Help!
September 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Is it safe to stop watching jimmy kimmel now? I want to support free speech but I don’t find him funny. Help!
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All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
“I AM THE SWAN QUEEN!” Watching Black Swan in IMAX yesterday changed my life for the better.
August 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“I AM THE SWAN QUEEN!” Watching Black Swan in IMAX yesterday changed my life for the better.
I’m never going to financially recover from this morning’s Costco trip.
June 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m never going to financially recover from this morning’s Costco trip.
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I bet it feels amazing for the book when we flip through all the pages at once
May 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I bet it feels amazing for the book when we flip through all the pages at once
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they could never make me hate you, Isildur!!!!!
April 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
they could never make me hate you, Isildur!!!!!
Dodger fans are not well.
March 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Dodger fans are not well.
I pray that the next person who tries it does not miss.
March 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I pray that the next person who tries it does not miss.
Some kid is selling tortas from his backpack for $5! Times are fucking tough. $5 for a torta?! From a backpack?? They look so good!
March 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some kid is selling tortas from his backpack for $5! Times are fucking tough. $5 for a torta?! From a backpack?? They look so good!
Best Disneyland trip in a while
March 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Best Disneyland trip in a while
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“DONT BORE US. TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS”
a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
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March 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“DONT BORE US. TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS”
All of the bad kids in my last class of the day are absent!
cookie monster from sesame street wearing a diaper
ALT: cookie monster from sesame street wearing a diaper
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March 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
All of the bad kids in my last class of the day are absent!
Gaga really “reheated her nachos” as the youth are saying.
March 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Gaga really “reheated her nachos” as the youth are saying.
Teaching AP Literature is wild because the students will absolutely come up to you after school and ask you to proofread their analysis of their favorite video game cut scene that they are actually writing FOR FUN.
February 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Teaching AP Literature is wild because the students will absolutely come up to you after school and ask you to proofread their analysis of their favorite video game cut scene that they are actually writing FOR FUN.
One summer night in 2022, during a break from shooting The Crow reboot in Prague, FKA twigs found her way outside the city to a warehouse rave, where hundreds of strangers were dancing to loud, immersive techno… and it was then that she decided to make Ray of Light by Madonna.
January 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One summer night in 2022, during a break from shooting The Crow reboot in Prague, FKA twigs found her way outside the city to a warehouse rave, where hundreds of strangers were dancing to loud, immersive techno… and it was then that she decided to make Ray of Light by Madonna.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
How do I become the premier slayxican diva from Los Angeles that is known for their looks?
January 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How do I become the premier slayxican diva from Los Angeles that is known for their looks?
The children yearn to doomscroll.
January 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The children yearn to doomscroll.
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3 years ago today, FKA twigs released ‘CAPRISONGS.’
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
3 years ago today, FKA twigs released ‘CAPRISONGS.’
Why are straight people obsessed with wearing matching pajamas to different events? This phenomenon must be studied.
December 26, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Why are straight people obsessed with wearing matching pajamas to different events? This phenomenon must be studied.
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Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night:
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
December 18, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night:
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
“Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.”
I lived long enough to see the Pamela Anderson renaissance! #blessed #thelastshowgirl
December 19, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I lived long enough to see the Pamela Anderson renaissance! #blessed #thelastshowgirl
How beaner is it to go to Korean bbq and order carne asada?
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
How beaner is it to go to Korean bbq and order carne asada?