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Tom The Northern Lad
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it's a small planet the only one we have, no room for Dictators and Autocratic leaders. British/German National🇩🇪🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦🇳🇮
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
"Welcome to the FIFA World Cup America 2026, if you live long enough“.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Ps if it’s ever built, can’t wait for the graffiti to appear on it
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
…Trump: “We now have the Hottest Country in the World"

Welcome to the “Red Light” district
January 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
@theliamnissan.bsky.social just found a pair of sunglasses 🕶️
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
History didnt die, it just changed uniforms.
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Liam Nissan™️ „Fast n Furious“ 4 Wheels 🛞 Productions inc.
Presents „You only live Twice“

Staring special agent Liam Nissan 🇺🇸 and his fight against the new global crime Organisation;

The Spectre ICE and it’s Boss Kristi Noem-Blofeld
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
…The End
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
…the end is near Darth Don Sidious….
January 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
No „Washed up Nissan“ and ready to go

Liam Nissan™️ „Fast n Furious“ 4 Wheels 🛞 Productions inc.
Presents STAR WARS REVIVAL
⭐️ Staring Darth Don Sidious

In which the Empire strikes back at the planet 🌍 Greenland 🇬🇱

3 clips/Directors Cut…
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
BACK TO THE FUTURE
January 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
THE PRO-PEACE TICKET
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 AM
…the classical lift off for the more conservatives
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I wish everyone a happy new year and that all our wishes come true…
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Amateurishly planned intelligence operation or spontaneous idea because the target was considered easy to outsmart? Trump successfully duped once again.
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Don’t worry America 🇺🇸 everything is under control
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
May I introduce myself? I'm Liam Nissan™️, cousin of Alfred Monique Nissan™️, the head of the UK-European branch. Our goal and strategy: to make Nissan great again – and to achieve this, we're tricking the old orange geezer with sham investments in the USA.

You can see the resemblance
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Christmas is coming soon 🤶, so I've been feeling a bit religious, in a philosophical 🧐 German way.

I guess God didn't send Trump.
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why no Epstein files today?

She’s too busy scrubbing 🧽 Trump name from the files
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Susie Wiles says Musk is always doped. And no wonder to anyone that’s he’s on a trip to Mars.

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, ketamine
If you want to get down, down on the ground, ketamine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Ketamine
December 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
…making America white again
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
He’s putting his mark on everything…
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Proctologist glove for Examinations, now you know what the chair was used for.

Some images show sex toys
Some of the images released today don't show any people.
One shows a close up shot of a person's hand wearing a black rubber glove in front of several cushions.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM