The Chris Waddle exchange programme
July 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The Chris Waddle exchange programme
It’s hard to know what’s of note tbh, the bar is so low I don’t even know if there is one? Eg in Stretford, there were 4,370 hours of spills last year - or 12hrs a day on average.
Should I be angry, or grateful for the 50% of each day that waste isn’t being dumped into the water?
Should I be angry, or grateful for the 50% of each day that waste isn’t being dumped into the water?
July 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It’s hard to know what’s of note tbh, the bar is so low I don’t even know if there is one? Eg in Stretford, there were 4,370 hours of spills last year - or 12hrs a day on average.
Should I be angry, or grateful for the 50% of each day that waste isn’t being dumped into the water?
Should I be angry, or grateful for the 50% of each day that waste isn’t being dumped into the water?
Can we show a bit more fucking interest please?
July 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Can we show a bit more fucking interest please?
Has Djokovic retired?
July 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Has Djokovic retired?
That’s so good to hear. For rock stars in the wild I either want them to be polite and cheerful, or the full James Brown
July 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
That’s so good to hear. For rock stars in the wild I either want them to be polite and cheerful, or the full James Brown
Tbh I’d be up for a few elections where men aren’t allowed to vote. Especially if it gets us a break from Jeremy Vine’s PowerPoint
July 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Tbh I’d be up for a few elections where men aren’t allowed to vote. Especially if it gets us a break from Jeremy Vine’s PowerPoint
I’m saying you should be nice. If that means I’m the police I don’t know what to say
July 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I’m saying you should be nice. If that means I’m the police I don’t know what to say
Maybe you could try being pleasant if you’re scared of being called racist?
July 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Maybe you could try being pleasant if you’re scared of being called racist?
Replicate the below with Jurgen Klopp asking Gregg Wallace, ‘Whose fault is it?’, and HMT can help itself to another point on my income tax
a man is having his teeth examined by a dentist while another man looks on .
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July 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Replicate the below with Jurgen Klopp asking Gregg Wallace, ‘Whose fault is it?’, and HMT can help itself to another point on my income tax
Si Hairy Biker and Andrea Leadsom. And Amol Rajan obviously
July 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Si Hairy Biker and Andrea Leadsom. And Amol Rajan obviously
320k may sound a lot for Amol Rajan, but per hour, it’s close to what McDonalds were paying me in 1998 🤷🏻♂️
July 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
320k may sound a lot for Amol Rajan, but per hour, it’s close to what McDonalds were paying me in 1998 🤷🏻♂️
Make it the Vic Reeves version of Lloyd Grossman and I’m in
July 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Make it the Vic Reeves version of Lloyd Grossman and I’m in
I made a spreadsheet and tested myself every so often 😬
July 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I made a spreadsheet and tested myself every so often 😬
Sounds like bollocks to me. The Irish aren’t included for some reason, and I have a feeling the Australian swearing is not being catalogued properly. Eg shitcunt
July 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sounds like bollocks to me. The Irish aren’t included for some reason, and I have a feeling the Australian swearing is not being catalogued properly. Eg shitcunt
Oh God here we go. Everyone with an Owen Jones tattoo is looking at Zohran and deciding they’re Spartacus. Corbynistas might sleep easier believing Boris only got elected twice in London because of HIGNFY but it’s not true
July 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Oh God here we go. Everyone with an Owen Jones tattoo is looking at Zohran and deciding they’re Spartacus. Corbynistas might sleep easier believing Boris only got elected twice in London because of HIGNFY but it’s not true
Did they discount Australian use of the C-bomb as a chaser to other swear words or general punctuation? Maybe I’m hanging round with the wrong ones
July 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Did they discount Australian use of the C-bomb as a chaser to other swear words or general punctuation? Maybe I’m hanging round with the wrong ones
Also they won’t have a different squad for each different competition this year
July 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also they won’t have a different squad for each different competition this year
That meme about ‘what if it’s a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?’ looms ever larger
July 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
That meme about ‘what if it’s a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?’ looms ever larger