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💁‍♂️Simpsons season 5 is peak culture
A conspiracy of Skarsgårds
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
a man in a sheriff 's uniform eating a burger
ALT: a man in a sheriff 's uniform eating a burger
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Unusual.

Concerning.

Looking into it.
January 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The sound I made scared the cat
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 PM
the sir-loin-alot challenge
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man **twice** convicted of attempted murder.

Can YOU trust a man like Mayor Quimby?

VOTE SIDESHOW BOB FOR MAYOR
a cartoon of a man walking into a jail cell
ALT: a cartoon of a man walking into a jail cell
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
even the FernGully smoke monster is out here saying “what the fuck”
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Minnesotans are the most hardy, creative, artsy, kind people and I’m full of rage that their pocket of decency is getting tread upon.

Solidarity from the city, Loon Dudes ✊

And thanks Unraveled for showing up. When Gondor calls for aid, Rohan will answer.
January 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
We already know what the response would be. This country isn’t moved by kids getting shot. That’s been made abundantly clear for at least 30 years.
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
that library card warms the dusty pit where my heart used to be
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In Chicago they began taking videos and pictures of every face and car plate/VIN that was following, observing, or confronting them. To upload to their Palantir database or whatever for future fuckery.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
He threw the canister on the ground with bare hands. Could lift prints off of it, no?
January 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
They clothe themselves in convenient symbols that they can leverage and extort. They don’t believe in any of the underlaying details; they only believe in the power they gain.

And most importantly, Priority 1A: triggering, trolling, and owning the libs
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor!
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 was the catalyzing event. Someone gave their past-self a Sports Almanac and that hasn’t been corrected yet.
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
this and the “in my car eating food to my phone camera” influencer style commercials

society was a mistake
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“when the hell did Star Trek become political” without an atom of awareness
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
was it enough dog?
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Phantom Menace started with a blockade
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM