While he did fail spectacularly at that goal, he did succeed in getting rid of Obama after two terms. Yay Mitch! Or should I say yay Addison. Ironically, he’s one of those people who bitched about people not using the names they were assigned at birth. Like my hero Rrrrrrrafael Tedward Cruz.

But he’s the richest man in the world! How could this happen? Maybe, maybe too much money got in the way of competence?