Did you confirm “he found his arm pinned in the back window of a car?” Because an amped up dumbass trying to jump through the back window of a car that’s driving away feels like a real possibility.

…until the SC pauses the order so they can hear arguments sometime next year.

Objective reality passed away today after a decade-long illness contracted from prolonged exposure to syphilitic reality TV hosts & moral relativism. It is survived by JD Vance’s Truth Social feed and 6 buckets of “liberal tears.” Funeral would be held at 3pm Sat. if it weren’t utterly pointless.

The Rorschach Test the MN ICE shooting video has become feels like a particularly dangerous inflection point. When your exculpatory evidence has you muttering “f***ing bitch” as the person you just casually shot careens into a parked car we’ve gone to a profoundly dark place. What comes after this?

I think photos can still retain some metadata “under the hood” after being added to PDFs in some cases. Might be worth some digital forensics as well, just to see what’s going on there.

Putting the horse’s head up its own ass feels a bit harsh, they’re sorta the least morally culpable of the two. Ha! Really interesting piece otherwise though. Visually striking.

He’s also the orangest person to be elected to the presidency.

It bummed me out. The “4” in ‘Rush Hour 4’ signifies the minimum number of potentially good projects shelved so this clown can get paid. And it reminded me companies helmed by the 2 dumbest guys in media are about to merge and get stupid rich stripping historic studios for parts.

“Presser” = “press conference”

R: holding the line to deliver pain to Americans, out of hubris. D: holding the line until they receive a promise for a bag of unicorn farts to be delivered at a later date. Maybe.

How long would it take AI to render 8 jets pooping on a crowd of Americans? Asking for a friend.

Read the room, Dems. You made a “gentleman’s agreement” for a doomed vote with an admin. that just told you they’re gonna fine states who paid full SNAP benefits for November. And then gave a Susan Collins “why I voted for Kavanaugh” style presser. W… T… F… !?!

Headline should read: ‘8 Dems present their collective party’s scrotum for forthcoming December kicking.’ Way to secure a handshake deal for a doomed vote that may or may not actually occur in a month.

“…where he plans to deliver a speech admonishing them for being ungrateful fatties who need to shave, followed by a push-up contest to determine the contours of Indonesian military support and mandatory book signing.”

“We’ll only take your free money if we can charge whatever we want to not deliver the service we might build” is a bold argument on the ISPs part.

UPDATE: they actually fired a bunch of those guys. On purpose. Because doubling down on stupid is a sign of strength.