And just like that, she will be remembered for all time. SAD

1981 D&D Basic Edition - Homebrew

I arrived at my friend’s house by bicycle (classic 80s) unannounced, to find him sitting at a table in his backyard with a kid I had never met, and multiple sheets of paper and some weird shaped dice.

I was forever hooked.

3.5 is best Ed.
Don’t change my mind.

Throat lozenges on standby …

Seriously, that’s the hardest part of DMing, hanging on to your voice.

Nothing worse (as a DM) than having all your guy friends decide that they want to roleplay having their characters get laid.

I have no interest in being their surrogate sexual partners

He says he’s collected 16 Trillion from tariffs. Every single living American, man, woman, child could get a check for 45,000 if that were true. And the US would still be in normal shape thanks to income taxes still being collected. Is he lying? If not, where’s the 16 Trillion?

Hey! You can’t dare me not to talk to people! I demand big bux, no Whammys!!!

But of course he’s desperate to go to a place where the streets are paved with gold.

I wonder how much they’ll get paid for the second deportation a month later.

Where did you go so wrong?

From your bio: Activist, Bully to Fascists

Why would you not support the ultimate victims of real fascists while they defend themselves against ongoing terrorism ?

Have they gone too far?
Maybe.

Ask yourself, what would you do after your daughters are raped, beheaded?

Your last sentence sounds pretty bad.

You are clearly a supporter of Islamic Terrorism. Shame on you.

Facts don’t lie.

You better research why all of the other Islamic nations around have built giant walls to keep the “Palestinians” out of their nations.

Well, now you’re name calling because you’re losing the argument.

And your number is wrong.
Again, remember that Palestine didn’t exist until 1988.

Hamas raped and murdered on October 7,then paraded heads through their streets while the “peaceful” ones cheered.

But sure, it’s all Israel’s fault.

Ahhhhh

So you would have preferred that Israel strike first, instead of waiting to see if Hamas actually followed through with their plan ???

You are digging deeper and deeper.

So, you are blaming the British for October 7 ?

Or are you not going far back enough in History to know that there was no such place as the State of Palestine until 1988.

Maybe you should try Google 🤣

But they started it

These morons can’t figure out how to apply makeup to BOTH hands, never mind run a country.

Based on his logic, we should also stop trusting that guy who claims to “know more about” everything “than anyone really”

🤣

Maybe you accidentally set your phone DnD

😉

His lucky Platinum Coin, minted by a long ago Kingdom.

An oddly shaped bottle 😉
I dream of Jeanie

Petrified Rock Troll Penis

A “Dragon” Egg….
Oops, it’s a rust monster egg