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Whenever I hear the theme song to Entertainment Tonight I sprout a little chubby.
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You should see the tech utility monopolies in Canada. It’s insane. Bend over and take it.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
…embarrassed to admit how literally I took this and related entirely to your premise.
October 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
That sounds so lovely right now.
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s one of my favourite novels of all time! His follow up, What It Is Like To Go To War is also exceptional.
September 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is the most millennial come-on I’ve ever read. And I’m so here for it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Describing my life, friend.
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is a glorious joke because it’s succinct and sitting right there for the plucking, but only you saw it. 10/10
September 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The correct answer is How To Fight Loneliness by Wilco
September 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gary Will Hunting
September 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If I was still single, my god
September 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It broke my heart to find out years later that she was in the closet.
August 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
That’s my partner. I don’t know how I got so lucky.
July 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tbh, thats hot.
July 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
All that comes to mind is Barnaby. No idea why. Just saw your post and brain said: must be Barnaby.
July 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You inspire me.
June 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ROFL. I’ve been following you for years, I’d put this one in the top 10.
May 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ditto. You’ve been making me lol for years!
February 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You’ve neatly summed up 40 years as well as the current state of play. In two lines. I’m devastated by this, but tbh mostly just impressed by how concisely you’ve encapsulated our demise. Cheers!
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What I like about this joke is that I never would have thought of it, despite it having an elegant simplicity. Well done!
January 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is an excellent joke :)
January 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I feel like some of the best posts end up coming as a result of this ethos. Don’t give up the good fight. Kudos.
December 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
How ironic.
December 2, 2024 at 10:08 PM