TokyoOnTheRocks
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Van-lifer, non-profit marketing director, cook/foodie and producer of carbon dioxide. Here for discourse not division. 🧍🏻♀️🐶🚙🏕🏳️⚧️🇺🇸🇯🇵
I genuinely think if MAGA were around in 1770 they would have testified on behalf of the british soldiers at the Boston Massacre and said something along the lines of “Fuck around with the King and find out… ye ole bitch”
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I genuinely think if MAGA were around in 1770 they would have testified on behalf of the british soldiers at the Boston Massacre and said something along the lines of “Fuck around with the King and find out… ye ole bitch”
I genuinely think if they were around in 1770 they would have testified on behalf of the british soldiers at the Boston Massacre and said something along the lines of “Fuck around with the King and find out… ye ole bitch”
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I genuinely think if they were around in 1770 they would have testified on behalf of the british soldiers at the Boston Massacre and said something along the lines of “Fuck around with the King and find out… ye ole bitch”
Im fairly certain right now a giddy Stephen Miller is working on a situation room powerpoint about US Bombers dropping undocumented immigrants on Iran. (Probably without parachutes.)
June 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Im fairly certain right now a giddy Stephen Miller is working on a situation room powerpoint about US Bombers dropping undocumented immigrants on Iran. (Probably without parachutes.)
This is MAGA on Good Friday. I feel like they should spend less time asking “what is a woman” and more time asking, “what is a Christian.” Because Im starting to understand their point… “identifying” as something doesn’t mean you are one.
April 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is MAGA on Good Friday. I feel like they should spend less time asking “what is a woman” and more time asking, “what is a Christian.” Because Im starting to understand their point… “identifying” as something doesn’t mean you are one.
Im fine with Riley Gaines opining on how to turn a 5th place finish into a career of grifting off MAGA. But what from her Health Sciences degree from the U of Kentucky says… “Please, chime in on Supreme Court rulings Riley!”In Magaland everyone is an expert on everything.
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Im fine with Riley Gaines opining on how to turn a 5th place finish into a career of grifting off MAGA. But what from her Health Sciences degree from the U of Kentucky says… “Please, chime in on Supreme Court rulings Riley!”In Magaland everyone is an expert on everything.
It kind of pisses me off that Trump jumped right to “statehood” for Greenland. For Washington DC it must be like seeing your boyfriend propose marriage to a girl he follows on instagram and thinking. “But we’ve been in a situationship for 200 years!!!”
March 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It kind of pisses me off that Trump jumped right to “statehood” for Greenland. For Washington DC it must be like seeing your boyfriend propose marriage to a girl he follows on instagram and thinking. “But we’ve been in a situationship for 200 years!!!”
Can someone let me know when we get to Day 1? It must be soon right?
February 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Can someone let me know when we get to Day 1? It must be soon right?
As someone who spent decades in Japan let me explain what just happened to Trump. Anyone who knows the Japanese will attest, they never say “no.” They say yes, then don’t do it. The Japanese PM did exactly what he needed to do. He gave Trump a media win, avoided tariffs, for now.
a man in a samurai armor stands in front of a temple
ALT: a man in a samurai armor stands in front of a temple
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As someone who spent decades in Japan let me explain what just happened to Trump. Anyone who knows the Japanese will attest, they never say “no.” They say yes, then don’t do it. The Japanese PM did exactly what he needed to do. He gave Trump a media win, avoided tariffs, for now.
Its amazing to me how loud MAGA is about flag burning NOT being a form of freedom of speech, but are sooo stoked about Trump wiping his ass with the constitution again and again.
www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...
www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...
How the courts have (so far) pushed back on Trump's attempts to expand presidential power
Now the question is whether the court rulings are a mere speed bump or an insurmountable roadblock for the Republican president.
www.pbs.org
February 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Its amazing to me how loud MAGA is about flag burning NOT being a form of freedom of speech, but are sooo stoked about Trump wiping his ass with the constitution again and again.
www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...
www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...
This is the cha-cha administration. The comical amount of shit they’ve had to walk back. Federal funding freeze… walk it back, Make Gaza a resort… walk it back, tariffs… walk it back, stop USPS shipping from China… walk it back. Hint… cause they dont know what they’re doing
a little girl in a purple shirt and jeans is dancing
ALT: a little girl in a purple shirt and jeans is dancing
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is the cha-cha administration. The comical amount of shit they’ve had to walk back. Federal funding freeze… walk it back, Make Gaza a resort… walk it back, tariffs… walk it back, stop USPS shipping from China… walk it back. Hint… cause they dont know what they’re doing
(Thoughts & opinions welcome) Im debating my relationship with Bluesky. I left X in the great exodus, but I keep feeling sucked back to X because Mormons dont preach in salt lake city. I know each view helps Elon… but preach where those who need to be saved are… no?
February 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
(Thoughts & opinions welcome) Im debating my relationship with Bluesky. I left X in the great exodus, but I keep feeling sucked back to X because Mormons dont preach in salt lake city. I know each view helps Elon… but preach where those who need to be saved are… no?
Just the start…
January 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just the start…
I have a feeling this Dow all time high is gonna hold for quite a while. But investors don’t worry, this is only a “market correction” from Biden Presidency Levels to Trump Presidency Levels.
January 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I have a feeling this Dow all time high is gonna hold for quite a while. But investors don’t worry, this is only a “market correction” from Biden Presidency Levels to Trump Presidency Levels.
I have a feeling this Dow all time high is gonna hold for quite a while. But investors don’t worry, this is only a “market correction” from Biden Presidency Levels to Trump Presidency Levels.
January 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have a feeling this Dow all time high is gonna hold for quite a while. But investors don’t worry, this is only a “market correction” from Biden Presidency Levels to Trump Presidency Levels.
For some reason Trump didn’t cancel National Mayonnaise Day… May 5th btw. whatnationaldayisit.com/day/mayonnai...
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
For some reason Trump didn’t cancel National Mayonnaise Day… May 5th btw. whatnationaldayisit.com/day/mayonnai...
I’m only half joking when I say I expect MAGA to start saying the plane crash is “just another example of DEI destroying America. Wouldn’t have happened to a white hawk.” #planecrash
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m only half joking when I say I expect MAGA to start saying the plane crash is “just another example of DEI destroying America. Wouldn’t have happened to a white hawk.” #planecrash
I just love when people use faith as performative bling. I just know Jesus loves people who wear big crosses made out of precious metal! Im pretty sure that was the entire point of the sermon on the mount. 🙄 Wow…. And MAGA is against virtue signaling and identity politics?
January 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I just love when people use faith as performative bling. I just know Jesus loves people who wear big crosses made out of precious metal! Im pretty sure that was the entire point of the sermon on the mount. 🙄 Wow…. And MAGA is against virtue signaling and identity politics?
Calling it now… there is going to be a “Kent State Moment” when a bunch of keyed up ICE officers fire into a crowd of unarmed farm workers. MAGA will say it was “self defense” and cheer it because they dont view them as humans. World will shun us. Food prices will triple.
January 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Calling it now… there is going to be a “Kent State Moment” when a bunch of keyed up ICE officers fire into a crowd of unarmed farm workers. MAGA will say it was “self defense” and cheer it because they dont view them as humans. World will shun us. Food prices will triple.
If you didnt know, the world respects America again. We pulled out of the paris climate accords to join truly smart countries. Its US, iran, libya and yemen. What a cool bunch of well respected buddies!
January 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If you didnt know, the world respects America again. We pulled out of the paris climate accords to join truly smart countries. Its US, iran, libya and yemen. What a cool bunch of well respected buddies!
Apparently the moat upsetting thing “Christian” supplicants to the God-King Trump can hear is exactly what Jesus would say. Everything she said was exactly teachings of my God. Love and show compassion.
January 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Apparently the moat upsetting thing “Christian” supplicants to the God-King Trump can hear is exactly what Jesus would say. Everything she said was exactly teachings of my God. Love and show compassion.
Popped up in my feed. Glad to see the NYT is on the scene covering what matters on inauguration day and the start of a four year struggle to retain our democracy! 🙄
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Popped up in my feed. Glad to see the NYT is on the scene covering what matters on inauguration day and the start of a four year struggle to retain our democracy! 🙄
Saw that the Canadian flag was flying at half mast on my way to the supermarket just now. I’ll assume they are in morning because one of their neighbors just died. #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Saw that the Canadian flag was flying at half mast on my way to the supermarket just now. I’ll assume they are in morning because one of their neighbors just died. #inauguration
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I came across this article and it totally makes sense! It talks about republican voters' brains and psychological reactions to fear.
Fear and Anxiety Drive Conservatives' Political Attitudes
Conservatives and liberals don’t just have different outlooks and opinions. They may also have different brains.
www.psychologytoday.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I came across this article and it totally makes sense! It talks about republican voters' brains and psychological reactions to fear.
Space X Explosion… did someone say “harbinger?”
January 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Space X Explosion… did someone say “harbinger?”
I honestly think Biden’s final words will be remembered historically the way Eisenhower’s “military industrial complex” farewell speech is. Cassandra like… unlistened to yet prophetic. (But also…. Obvious)
a man in a black shirt and hat is standing in front of a striped wall with his hands in the air .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and hat is standing in front of a striped wall with his hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I honestly think Biden’s final words will be remembered historically the way Eisenhower’s “military industrial complex” farewell speech is. Cassandra like… unlistened to yet prophetic. (But also…. Obvious)