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Off-Brand Cryptich
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Aka Charlie/Elle/Lara (take your pick) 🐺
Frenetic ADHDumpsterfire.
Folklorist, Cultural Historian, Writer, Editor, baby artist. Hexmo (iykyk).
Mother of Crows, Devourer of Books, Modest Purveyor of Crafts
The way this Dark-eyed Junco stared straight through my soul as it cronched. Ridgefield, WA.
June 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Egrets are fun to photograph-- when they're fishing, they get so focused that it's almost like a trance. Absolute stillness and focus.

Ridgefield Wildlife Refuge, shot with Canon Rebel T6 April 23, 2025
June 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
America lately
April 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The wisdom of owls.

Alas, alack, I have yet to capture an owl with my lens. One day. ✨️I will be doing a series of bird photography on here soon, I think.
April 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
😬 Nailed it. 🇺🇲🔥
April 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Strongest candidate so far is the world-ending astroid.
February 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I crocheted a uterus for an endometrian cancer patient.
A Cuterus, if you will.
👁👄👁
January 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I just saw someone call Lord of the Rings "tacky," and I am flabbergasted. The original cannot possibly be tacky. The cheap imitations that come after it are what's tacky-- badly glued together, *tacky*.

You leave Tolkein out of it.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
June 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Newsweek really out here cropping Amal Clooney out of the photo on an article *ABOUT HER*. Cause the only notable thing about her is her husband, right? 🥴
May 22, 2024 at 3:15 PM
May 3, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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you guys we talked about this
April 8, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Notable.
April 9, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Still think demographic forms should have a "N/A" option under gender but that's just me what do I know
April 8, 2024 at 10:46 PM
This crocodile at the PDX zoo knows the secret to true contentment.
April 3, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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TTRPG Charity Event Casting Call!

Are you looking for something to do during the spooky month of October? Would you like to celebrate Halloween all month long with a plethora of amazing storytellers, and benefit charity to boot?

Join us in a frightfully good time to raise money for
@TakeThisOrg
September 11, 2023 at 12:37 AM
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Let’s meet our incredible chefs!

On the purple team we have:
@emmestmarie.bsky.social @alysshart.bsky.social @ohlookitsgilly.bsky.social @tokyodishwater

On the green team we have:
@becboops.bsky.social @tfttstudios.bsky.social @tvfarrell.bsky.social @DKav_ctrlFU
September 9, 2023 at 4:36 AM