Scott
@toko2000.bsky.social
I’d rather be talking about second-wave emo and professional wrestling.
One of the literal funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life. All Fantasy Everything forever. @iankarmel.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social @danaschwartz.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One of the literal funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life. All Fantasy Everything forever. @iankarmel.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social @danaschwartz.bsky.social
My proctologist appointment went great, thanks for asking.
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My proctologist appointment went great, thanks for asking.
It was absolute horseshit that “pro wrestling big men” wasn’t a category in Connections today.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It was absolute horseshit that “pro wrestling big men” wasn’t a category in Connections today.
I don’t think I’ve ever been served a more demographically inaccurate ad in my entire online life. Who do they think is playing Wordle over here?!?
September 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever been served a more demographically inaccurate ad in my entire online life. Who do they think is playing Wordle over here?!?
Nowhere is safe from capitalism.
August 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Nowhere is safe from capitalism.
He’s STILL talking about it right now
August 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
He’s STILL talking about it right now
No idea why they make this information so hard to find, but here's the schedule for the Warped Tour livestream today (all times PT):
www.youtube.com/@VansWarpedT...
www.youtube.com/@VansWarpedT...
July 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No idea why they make this information so hard to find, but here's the schedule for the Warped Tour livestream today (all times PT):
www.youtube.com/@VansWarpedT...
www.youtube.com/@VansWarpedT...
inside of you there are two wolves
July 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
inside of you there are two wolves
Ohio’s unelected senator Jon Husted just sent out an email saying the number one reason — the NUMBER ONE REASON — Trump’s bullshit bill is good is that it will help secure Lake Erie from those evil Canadians looking to swim across and enter our great country illegally.
This fuckin’ guy.
This fuckin’ guy.
July 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Ohio’s unelected senator Jon Husted just sent out an email saying the number one reason — the NUMBER ONE REASON — Trump’s bullshit bill is good is that it will help secure Lake Erie from those evil Canadians looking to swim across and enter our great country illegally.
This fuckin’ guy.
This fuckin’ guy.
we used to be a proper country
June 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
we used to be a proper country
Happy 10th anniversary to the time I saw a guy boarding a flight with two pairs of sandals attached to his backpack and a third pair of sandals on his feet. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
June 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Happy 10th anniversary to the time I saw a guy boarding a flight with two pairs of sandals attached to his backpack and a third pair of sandals on his feet. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
I'm not going to Riot Fest, but if I was, here's my schedule:
FRI
Touche➡️Shudder To Think➡️Hold Steady➡️Sparks➡️Alk3➡️Weird Al➡️Blink
SAT
Militarie Gun➡️Cribs➡️Superchunk➡️Marky Ramone➡️ Buzzcocks➡️Beach Boys➡️Jack White➡️Weezer
SUN
Footballhead➡️Popes➡️Lindas➡️DHC➡️Bad Religion➡️TITR➡️Jawbreaker➡️Green Day
FRI
Touche➡️Shudder To Think➡️Hold Steady➡️Sparks➡️Alk3➡️Weird Al➡️Blink
SAT
Militarie Gun➡️Cribs➡️Superchunk➡️Marky Ramone➡️ Buzzcocks➡️Beach Boys➡️Jack White➡️Weezer
SUN
Footballhead➡️Popes➡️Lindas➡️DHC➡️Bad Religion➡️TITR➡️Jawbreaker➡️Green Day
June 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm not going to Riot Fest, but if I was, here's my schedule:
FRI
Touche➡️Shudder To Think➡️Hold Steady➡️Sparks➡️Alk3➡️Weird Al➡️Blink
SAT
Militarie Gun➡️Cribs➡️Superchunk➡️Marky Ramone➡️ Buzzcocks➡️Beach Boys➡️Jack White➡️Weezer
SUN
Footballhead➡️Popes➡️Lindas➡️DHC➡️Bad Religion➡️TITR➡️Jawbreaker➡️Green Day
FRI
Touche➡️Shudder To Think➡️Hold Steady➡️Sparks➡️Alk3➡️Weird Al➡️Blink
SAT
Militarie Gun➡️Cribs➡️Superchunk➡️Marky Ramone➡️ Buzzcocks➡️Beach Boys➡️Jack White➡️Weezer
SUN
Footballhead➡️Popes➡️Lindas➡️DHC➡️Bad Religion➡️TITR➡️Jawbreaker➡️Green Day
update to the update: lol
June 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
update to the update: lol
second night of tour update: lol
May 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
second night of tour update: lol
I'm honored to be joining Rachel Hunt for Guilty Pleasurable Trivia tonight at Never Say Dive!
Brace yourself for EMO TRIVIA. The sights, the sounds, and most importantly, the bad hairstyles. Call ahead for a reservation or be stuck outside like when you couldn't afford a ticket to Warped Tour.
Brace yourself for EMO TRIVIA. The sights, the sounds, and most importantly, the bad hairstyles. Call ahead for a reservation or be stuck outside like when you couldn't afford a ticket to Warped Tour.
May 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm honored to be joining Rachel Hunt for Guilty Pleasurable Trivia tonight at Never Say Dive!
Brace yourself for EMO TRIVIA. The sights, the sounds, and most importantly, the bad hairstyles. Call ahead for a reservation or be stuck outside like when you couldn't afford a ticket to Warped Tour.
Brace yourself for EMO TRIVIA. The sights, the sounds, and most importantly, the bad hairstyles. Call ahead for a reservation or be stuck outside like when you couldn't afford a ticket to Warped Tour.
everyone's all excited for a pope from chicago and i'm like, we've already had four of 'em for the past 30 years
May 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
everyone's all excited for a pope from chicago and i'm like, we've already had four of 'em for the past 30 years
May 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
damn, can't believe i got this one wrong, i need to study more
April 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
damn, can't believe i got this one wrong, i need to study more
Are these lyrics by Chubby Checker or Anthony Kiedis? Vote now!
April 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Are these lyrics by Chubby Checker or Anthony Kiedis? Vote now!
I'm on @wcsb.bsky.social tonight from 9-11pm, and I'll be giving away tickets to four killer gigs:
4/19 - @theslackersband.bsky.social @ @grogshop.bsky.social
4/24 - @benkweller.bsky.social @ Grog Shop
4/26 - Bouncing Souls @ Agora
4/30 - Bad Nerves @ Mercury Music Lounge
Listen: 89.3fm + wcsb.org
4/19 - @theslackersband.bsky.social @ @grogshop.bsky.social
4/24 - @benkweller.bsky.social @ Grog Shop
4/26 - Bouncing Souls @ Agora
4/30 - Bad Nerves @ Mercury Music Lounge
Listen: 89.3fm + wcsb.org
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm on @wcsb.bsky.social tonight from 9-11pm, and I'll be giving away tickets to four killer gigs:
4/19 - @theslackersband.bsky.social @ @grogshop.bsky.social
4/24 - @benkweller.bsky.social @ Grog Shop
4/26 - Bouncing Souls @ Agora
4/30 - Bad Nerves @ Mercury Music Lounge
Listen: 89.3fm + wcsb.org
4/19 - @theslackersband.bsky.social @ @grogshop.bsky.social
4/24 - @benkweller.bsky.social @ Grog Shop
4/26 - Bouncing Souls @ Agora
4/30 - Bad Nerves @ Mercury Music Lounge
Listen: 89.3fm + wcsb.org
Best Friends Forever Festival has added @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social as their final headliner, thus solidifying itself as the best American festival lineup of 2025. See y'all in Vegas!
March 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Best Friends Forever Festival has added @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social as their final headliner, thus solidifying itself as the best American festival lineup of 2025. See y'all in Vegas!
Did you know Elliott Smith's final show (just a month before his death) was recorded and is available to stream on @archive.org?
Listen now: archive.org/details/esmi...
Photos/setlist courtesy of sweetadeline.net, which is somehow still online all these years later
Listen now: archive.org/details/esmi...
Photos/setlist courtesy of sweetadeline.net, which is somehow still online all these years later
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Did you know Elliott Smith's final show (just a month before his death) was recorded and is available to stream on @archive.org?
Listen now: archive.org/details/esmi...
Photos/setlist courtesy of sweetadeline.net, which is somehow still online all these years later
Listen now: archive.org/details/esmi...
Photos/setlist courtesy of sweetadeline.net, which is somehow still online all these years later
I'm honored to be judging the first-ever GROG SHOP IDOL contest this Sunday at @grogshop.bsky.social!
Grab your tickets now and come hang out with me. (It's my birthday too!)
www.ticketweb.com/event/grog-s...
Grab your tickets now and come hang out with me. (It's my birthday too!)
www.ticketweb.com/event/grog-s...
March 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm honored to be judging the first-ever GROG SHOP IDOL contest this Sunday at @grogshop.bsky.social!
Grab your tickets now and come hang out with me. (It's my birthday too!)
www.ticketweb.com/event/grog-s...
Grab your tickets now and come hang out with me. (It's my birthday too!)
www.ticketweb.com/event/grog-s...