Archangel Michael Flynn
@tokerace.bsky.social
4x All-Pro Reply Guy
This. 365 days from now the midterms will be in the past
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This. 365 days from now the midterms will be in the past
He appears to be about 320 pounds of shit in a 180 pound bag
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He appears to be about 320 pounds of shit in a 180 pound bag
Mike Johnson will never swear her in. There are no consequences for him not doing it
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Mike Johnson will never swear her in. There are no consequences for him not doing it
The only true state of being
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The only true state of being
Back when America Was Great we celebrated spousal abuse, and that’s the way we liked it
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Back when America Was Great we celebrated spousal abuse, and that’s the way we liked it
Anyone who knows anything about cops already doesn’t trust them
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Anyone who knows anything about cops already doesn’t trust them
The cops support ice by and large. They’d simply fail to comply
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The cops support ice by and large. They’d simply fail to comply
You guessed it!
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You guessed it!
Vlad Sr is one of my top 5 favorite players of all time and is easily the most famous person I ever met at a restaurant
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Vlad Sr is one of my top 5 favorite players of all time and is easily the most famous person I ever met at a restaurant
Kill Kurt drill paid big dividends
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Kill Kurt drill paid big dividends
Now strike “UN says”
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Now strike “UN says”
iT mEAnS jOe bIdEn
- every MAGA dipshit
- every MAGA dipshit
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
iT mEAnS jOe bIdEn
- every MAGA dipshit
- every MAGA dipshit
You don’t say
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You don’t say
McDaniels’ capri pants threw him off the scent
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
McDaniels’ capri pants threw him off the scent
That’s about enough Rob Dyrdek for the rest of time tbh
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
That’s about enough Rob Dyrdek for the rest of time tbh
Just seems like we’ve reached an impasse then
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just seems like we’ve reached an impasse then
Darkseid shit. Starve the maggot populace
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Darkseid shit. Starve the maggot populace
Won’t be long before republicans are talking about how outdated the constitution is
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Won’t be long before republicans are talking about how outdated the constitution is
What a fascist piece of shit
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What a fascist piece of shit
“Thank you for your time.”
“And fuck you for yours!”
“And fuck you for yours!”
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Thank you for your time.”
“And fuck you for yours!”
“And fuck you for yours!”
Haters will say the Sliwa Surge is fake
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Haters will say the Sliwa Surge is fake
I still have the sunglasses with the rear view mirrors
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I still have the sunglasses with the rear view mirrors
I got a joke published in Boys Life once. They screwed it up but I got my 2 bucks all the same
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I got a joke published in Boys Life once. They screwed it up but I got my 2 bucks all the same